Exercise Bikes

[Carrie]

Ellipticals are ones that have your feet moving in ovals (like when you run naturally) rather than strict circles (like when you're biking).
I've got one.

Of course, I can't use it because the kidlets insist on getting too close to the damn footpads and get knocked in the head, or they want to get on it with me, or they start ooohing and aaahing at the fan going around in the front wheel cage and start sticking things like pennies and fingers in there... *sigh*

They don't make home exercise equipment that comes standard with a 6-foot steel cage to put around it.