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Old 10-11-2003   #1
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confucy has a gun...
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"The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float,
I tried to yell stop but it got caught in my throat.
She hit the ground and did a flip that was real acrobatic,
but i was crying so hard I couldnt work my instamatic"

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"The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float,
I tried to yell stop but it got caught in my throat.
She hit the ground and did a flip that was real acrobatic,
but i was crying so hard I couldnt work my instamatic"

The Goddess Julie Brown

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Im so hard! Im off to the firing range before I spooge in my pants.
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Run away, run away from the pain, Yeah yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah
Run away, run away,from the pain yeah, yeah, yeahyeah yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away...........................

Janie's got a gun, Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun, everybody's on the run. (rpt ad lib)
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confucy's got a gun
confucy's got a gun

Her whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did he do?
What did he put you through?
They said when confucy was arrested
They found him underneath a train
But man he had it comin'
Now that confucy's got a gun
She ain't never gonna be the same

confucy's got a gun
confucy's got a gun
Her dog days just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did he do?
He jacked a little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The lightning and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

confucy's got a gun
confucy's got a gun
Her dog days just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did he do?
It's confucy's last I - O - U
She had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me
The man was such a sleaze
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



Like I could resist this one
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Well it's hard to gamble
When you lose every bet

Hard to save money
When you're twenty years in debt

The blues is falling
Falling down on me like rain

I'm gonna take a shotgun now people

And disconnect my brain
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confucy,

Try singing this to Mitnick. It'll win him back

Crazy, crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday, you'd leave me for somebody new

Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wond'ring, what in the world did I do?


Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you


Crazy, crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday, you'd leave me for somebody new


Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wond'rin', what in the world did I do?


Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you

- Patsy Cline

confucy,

If you could sing it , you would put the cunt in Cuntry and Western :-)))))



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If you could sing it , you would put the cunt in Cuntry and Western :-)))))
I think your right, I mean after all it's because of her that theres a cunt on Oprano!
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My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head
The way he described it
He said I'd be better dead than alive

I didn't listen to his jive
I knew all along
That he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought
I was crazy but I'm not
Oh no

My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head
He said I need treatment
But I'm not that easily led

He said I was the type
That was most inclined
When out of his sight
To be out of my mind
And he thought I was nuts
No more ifs or ands or buts

They say as a child
I appeared a little bit wild
With all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happening

I knew I was a genius...

What's so strange when you know
That you're a wizard at three
I knew that this was meant to be

Now I heard little children
Were supposed to sleep tight
That's why I got into the vodka one night
My parents got frantic
Didn't know what to do
But I saw some crazy scenes
Before I came to

Now do you think I was crazy

I may have been only three
But I was swinging

They all laugh at Graham Bell
They all laughed at Edison
And also at Einstein
So why should I be sorry
If they just couldn't understand
The idiomatic logic
That went on in my head
I had a brain
It was insane

Oh they used to laugh at me
When I refused to ride
On those double decker buses

All because there was no driver on the top

My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
But I said dear doctor
I think that it's you instead
Because I, I got a thing
That's unique and new
To prove it I'll have
The last laugh on you

'Cause instead of one head

I got two


And you know two heads are better than one..un.un.un.un..












(twisted ...Joni Mitchell also sung by Bette Midler and several others)



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i am confucy.
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i am a sarcastic dickhead with few friends and a small penis.
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i am a sarcastic dickhead with few friends and a small penis.
at least your honest.
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