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Serge, the reason the invitation went to the ladies is because they are dying to discover what I look like. The men don't care as long as I drop my clothes and open my mouth!
Originally posted by Carrie@Oct 3 2003, 01:16 PM Gonzo! Wait! No spilling seed yet! We still haven't given poor lonely Confucy something to fantasize over!
I've got just the thing!
There you go, Confucy. That's my ass. Print it out, and then you can kiss it to your heart's desire while you rub one out on your wrinkled little bean.
Originally posted by confucy@Oct 3 2003, 03:22 PM Serge, the reason the invitation went to the ladies is because they are dying to discover what I look like. The men don't care as long as I drop my clothes and open my mouth!
I haven't seen anyone of EITHER gender "dying to discover" what you look like - did I miss a memo?
Originally posted by confucy@Oct 3 2003, 02:22 PM Serge, the reason the invitation went to the ladies is because they are dying to discover what I look like. The men don't care as long as I drop my clothes and open my mouth!
I believe you dying to see us in person and get the chance to smell our hair is closer to the truth.
Hold your breath and wait for it
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Back to the Renaissance Faire, Vick & Anthony, at one time there was a permanent location for our Faire here in San Bernardino, Calif (I think that was the place!) and then there were zoning problems or someone bought the land...don't remember all the details. I never made it to that Faire. I did go to one in Laguna Beach, Calif.
In Indiana, they have combined the OktoberFest with the RenFaire, and they have added a street carnival. It is quite an event. I try to return to Indiana each year for it. Also, the Indiana State Fair is a big event. I won a brand new Miata in the Fair Raffle a few years ago.
So Vick, enjoy yourself, and please let us know how it goes!
Originally posted by confucy@Oct 3 2003, 11:36 AM Back to the Renaissance Faire, Vick & Anthony, at one time there was a permanent location for our Faire here in San Bernardino, Calif (I think that was the place!) and then there were zoning problems or someone bought the land...don't remember all the details. I never made it to that Faire. I did go to one in Laguna Beach, Calif.
In Indiana, they have combined the OktoberFest with the RenFaire, and they have added a street carnival. It is quite an event. I try to return to Indiana each year for it. Also, the Indiana State Fair is a big event. I won a brand new Miata in the Fair Raffle a few years ago.
So Vick, enjoy yourself, and please let us know how it goes!
Originally posted by confucy@Oct 3 2003, 02:22 PM Serge, the reason the invitation went to the ladies is because they are dying to discover what I look like. The men don't care as long as I drop my clothes and open my mouth!
confucy,
being a man, I'll exercize caution this time and won't ask you to open your mouth untill I see your pic...
I know, I know, very uncharacterisitc of me, but at MY age,
better be safe than sorry
;-)))
Things have taken interesting twists including rain here (we had planned to go to the Fells Point Festival - basically outdoor street fest, lots of good drinking, shopping and dining - things I'm good at and enjoy). Still going to Fells Point today, not sure how it will be
Plus this morning I find out .... her daughter will be joining us today. Was too late to back out then so I'll be my charming and graceful self .... ah ha ha ha ha ha (and there might be more to the story than I know)
and ..... Confucy might be right, I might have been more um ... happy doing RenFest today
I'll fill in the details later
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Originally posted by Vick@Oct 4 2003, 10:22 AM as a p.s. to the beginning of this thread
Things have taken interesting twists including rain here (we had planned to go to the Fells Point Festival - basically outdoor street fest, lots of good drinking, shopping and dining - things I'm good at and enjoy). Still going to Fells Point today, not sure how it will be
Plus this morning I find out .... her daughter will be joining us today. Was too late to back out then so I'll be my charming and graceful self .... ah ha ha ha ha ha (and there might be more to the story than I know)
and ..... Confucy might be right, I might have been more um ... happy doing RenFest today
I'll fill in the details later
It's a test.....
You passed question 1 by not backing out when she decided the daughter kid was going...... That was (imho of course) totally designed to see if you would cut and run or not.....
Whats the ages between your son and the daughter ? You might get extra credit points, and a definite psychological advantage if you brought the boy child along.... Throw the lady off guard like she did to you
I won't take Sebastian as his mother would not approve and I'm a very doting father (I think the sun rises and sets on my son) and he is a 100% of my attention experience when we are together (by ourselves). Plus I don't drink much (if at all) when I'm with Sebastian
I'll play it by ear
Plus she said she had a "surprise" for me today
Hmmmmmm ......
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Have fun Vick. It's raining like a hurricane here today so I have to think it will be heading your way soon if it's not already there. Hope that doesn't spoil the day.
As for the surprise, just make sure you don't get one like I did and find out you're married again.
You know what they say Vick, about attracting women...while out, take a cute and friendly dog with you - or better yet, take a cute child with you. For some reason, the two make you appear real and human. Plus, you can tell a lot about a man by watching his actions with animals and kids.
I hope her little girl isn't a brat. I love kids, but I do not like bratty kids.
Did the little kids end up staying with their relatives while you and the new lady made mad passionate love in the rain? Don't let your buddies down who wanted you to spend time with the lovely lady. Is it a case of love at first sight. We are waiting, Vick.
Originally posted by KC@Oct 4 2003, 10:37 PM Vick, I heard you missed the BEST ren fest ever!!
Aren't they all the same? Why go every weekend?
Because it's like visiting another world, or at least another time... it just gets in your blood and you finally feel like you're home. You don't go to see things or do things, like an amusement park... you go just to BE there.
Well, that's how it is for me.
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Driving toward Fells Point I check my cell phone and have a message from P. saying the restaurant/bar I chose for us to meet at was closed (still from storm surge from the hurricane) and she let's me know of another restaurant where we can meet.
I call her cell, she answers and I say that's fine I'm on the way and running about 5 minutes late
Get to Fells Point and there's 20K+ people at the Street Festival and .... the restaurant she suggested is closed
So I call her cell, leave a message and walk around for about 30 minutes, I head back to the restaurant she suggested still closed and I check the restaurant next door. Don't see her. I wait a little longer (total wait time 1 hour to be extremely courteous) and take off.
I'm back home by 3:30 changed and at the RenFest by 4:30 and making merry
and ..........
as this thread/story is getting a little long I left the end ambiguous. You can make up your own ending, please know I have a weakness for Redheads
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Originally posted by KC@Oct 4 2003, 10:37 PM Vick, I heard you missed the BEST ren fest ever!!
Aren't they all the same? Why go every weekend?
KC - Carrie explained it pretty well
No, I don't work there but I do have an excellent time and meet/see interesting sites and people
Great food, good drinking, excellent shopping, quality entertainment, lots of fun, lots to do and see and merriment and thousands of people (I really don't like homo sapiens that much but you can really be alone in a crowd)
I've made friends with the proprietor and staff at one of the Inn's (imagine that) and they take care of me for food and drink (and I'm not above sneaking a bottle of Citron in and having "meetings" with the proprietor and staff)
Have been doing simple illusions for about 2 years now and I take 6 or 7 illusions and have fun with people he he he
It a very tasty, interesting and intriguing slice of hedonism - so I keep going back for the pie <-- in lieu of a food icon
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Originally posted by Vick@Oct 5 2003, 04:12 AM Have been doing simple illusions for about 2 years now and I take 6 or 7 illusions and have fun with people he he he
I was starting to understand.. now you're just twisting my mind.
What does it mean to take illusions? Is that some sort of medieval drug or something?
Taking 6 or 7 of them at once sounds a little dangerous!!
Originally posted by KC@Oct 5 2003, 04:43 AM And they do this every weekend? In the same location or do you follow it around?
I'm still very confuseded
The Maryland Fest is every Saturday and Sunday from the end of August until the end of October. It is at a permanent location here with permanent structures (building and such)
Many other states have festivals (Florida has fests in 3 different locations) and some of the performers and artisans work the fair circuit
I've been to fests in a few states but don't actually follow the fair circuit
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You and your sexy Greek lady played phone tag...showed up separately at restaurants in two different locations that were closed. You waited an hour and she never contacted you in person or by phone and you went to the RenFaire (alone) in costume and did magic tricks. Is this correct?
Vick! So what is happening now? Did you talk again and set a new time and place to meet? What about picking her up at her home? Did you consider taking your ex-wife to the Faire? We have an on-going mystery, and you can't leave us hangin'
Serge, do the *old flames* ever go out completely? I still have a soft spot in my heart for all my ex-boyfriends. Something special brings two people together, and I want to remember the good times.
I don't have any children, but I had an arrangement one time like Vicks' where I shared a place with an old flame after we broke up. It worked, for a while, and then we had to go our separate ways. We didn't have a problem, but his parents wanted him to get married and have many sons, and they thought we were living *in sin* although we had cut the place in half and rarely saw each other.
yes, alas, they do...
I was doing my ex I divorced in 1996 til...last year,
but after the shit she pulled on me with her son I knew since he was 18 months old,
I barelly speak with her and will NEVER share the bed with her again.