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Old 09-14-2003   #1
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lets hear it folks..

Some of the funniest people I know are here...

and seeing as Letterman is soon to be a father he made need some help in his top 10 lists

10. Teach sonia new oral tricks

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8. Hack into his computer and post on GFY that he apologizes if he's hurt anyone's feelings, he loves ALL the posters there and they are all invited to his house for a big party.
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8. Hack into his computer and post on GFY that he apologizes if he's hurt anyone's feelings, he loves ALL the posters there and they are all invited to his house for a big party.
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nahhhh

everyone would know it was an Imposter
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7 - Break into Serge' and LL's house, have a huge hurricane party but invite only bull dykes. Tell all attending the party that the bathroom doesn't work and they have to piss on the neighbor's lawn
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they have to piss on the neighbor's lawn
I thought we only did that in NJ

is this a NEW object of our affection when we come home from dinner?
Golden Lawn showers?
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sorry, Vick, but we have done something similar already in NJ house
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That's where I got the idea from
I figure if it's good in NJ it will be great in Fla
Think of all the new statuary your neighbors will have



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That's where I got the idea from
I figure if it's good in NJ it will be great in Fla
Think of all the new statuary your neighbors will have
Vick, the key difference is..
I knew NJ house was for sale and neiborgs were bitches,
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Ok, no Dykes pissing on the neighbor's lawn

Instead how about we advertise your home as a rest stop for wayward nudist?
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Ok, no Dykes pissing on the neighbor's lawn

Instead how about we advertise your home as a rest stop for wayward nudist?
Vick,
this is a second strike!

It's already DONE!

need URL?
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LOL

I actually like your avatar :P

Though it does make me dizzy when I stare at it long enough
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