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Old 05-23-2003   #1
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http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

It's a free test. Pretty cool. Post your results here.

I'm curious about the averages amongst porn webmasters.
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Dianna,

I scored 135, and the test tells that my type is a "Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning."

From what I remember from a test taken ages ago, before high school, that test showed that my spatial reasoning was not good, at least if I interpret that term correctly.

I had some problems with questions that involved language constructions or English sayings. I could indicate in the end I was not from America, but they didn't ask which other country. So they couldn't take my native language into account..

Of course one has to wonder what such a test is worth in the first place.

Most of the questions seemed more suitable for Colin!

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The Ultimate IQ Test

Congratulations, Serge!
Your IQ score is 129

English is killing me,
even though this number is very consistent
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Still on my first cup of coffee

Your IQ score is 135
your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist



A few of you here would like to hear you are a Cunning Linguist (say it out loud) he he he
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Edit - "71% of Insightful Linguists would be more tempted to see their main squeeze covered in whipped cream, than eat an ice cream sundae covered in whipped cream."

A Cunning Linguist would be a master of many tongues

and I think this IQ test is a little skewed high to get the takers of the test more interested in paying for more info




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133... not horrible...

Nice way to collect targetted email addresses for spam, ain't it?

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Is 82 bad?

When i was in shool 82 was a B- so i guess i'm pretty happy... now if i could just figure out how to tie my shoes.
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I'm thinking the industry average is 120. That would be my guess.

Hooper - have a bourbon later and take it again.

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I am a WORD WARRIOR at 125

Sure wasn't my math!!
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Nice way to collect targetted email addresses for spam, ain't it?

Yep, it is. If only they knew what kind of names they're collecting now!

I think Oprano should do something like this. Have all the guys take their measurements starting with hat size to shoe size. Actual using a tape measure and not what size clothes or shoes you where.

But I bet Colin could write a "Webmaster Triva Game" better then anyone.
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141. not too bad for idiot like me .. now if only i could score higher on the penis size test ..

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Congratulations, sarettah!
Your IQ score is 133


your Intellectual Type is a Facts Curator.


Damn, that matches RawAlex... I'm only as smart as a Canuck... NO WAY !!




Diana, where's your score ??

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now if only i could score higher on the penis size test ..

I got a 15 on that..............



(hint: think metric.........)
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131, not bad. I've taken a few others and I've been between 130 and 140.
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From http://members.shaw.ca/delajara/IQBasics.html


IQ Range Classification

140 and over Genius or near genius
120-140 Very superior intelligence
110-120 Superior intelligence
90-110 Normal or average intelligence
80-90 Dullness
70-80 Borderline deficiency
Below 70 Definite feeble-mindedness




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http://www.highiqsociety.org/noflash/nonme.../iqtests.htm?IQ

Got a 126 on this one - a lot of the test is kind of like an acid trip trying to figure out what the flat images will fold to - my years in sheet metal served me well.

Interesting is allows me inclusion into the society for 60 bucks
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I'm 133 and an Insightful Linguist!

That helps the old self esteem a tad.
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Heck I cannot figure out how to take the test, does that mean I dont get a score : )
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131 Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

now if I could just work out what an insightful linguist is I'll be more than happy.
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thats kind of like a cunning linquist...except you get a flashlight to work with....

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this seems a bit odd.

a 100 IQ score is by definition the point at which 50% of the people are higher and 50% are lower.

I didnt really take it.... so that means that everybody here is not just average, but stunningly brilliant. Thats great.... but i think unlikely.
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Hmmm, 129, I'm a Facts Curator

27% of Facts Curators had their first makeout session at a school dance. Damn, how did they know that.
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this seems a bit odd.

a 100 IQ score is by definition the point at which 50% of the people are higher and 50% are lower.

I didnt really take it.... so that means that everybody here is not just average, but stunningly brilliant. Thats great.... but i think unlikely.
I believe it....

Key point in marketing is to always recognize that 100 is the average iq... which always means that half your audience is below average intelligence...

Thus far (with the exception of a few at GFY) most of the folks I have met in this industry have struck me as very intelligent.....

Intelligence is a double edged sword... There was a study published a while back (I will see if I can find references to it) that showed most successful, really rich folk (Your Donald Trumps and the like) were NOT super intelligent or bright.... The more intelligent you are, tyhe more likely you are to question your own decisions, try new methodologies, etc. This does not necessarilly add up to success... The more successful folk tend to take a tried and true methodology and work it to the max....IQ does not reflect how hard you work... It merely measures your ability to learn....

There have been several genius level and above folks in my ancestry, all of them succumbed to various forms of nervous breakdowns, addictions and other assorted neuroses... While none of them were exactly living in the gutter, none of them made it to rich.....
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thats kind of like a cunning linquist...except you get a flashlight to work with....

I was thinking that since Vicks post )))

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that means that everybody here is not just average, but stunningly brilliant. Thats great.... but i think unlikely.
When comparing to the entire world population it shouldn't be that surprising that you would find a high proportion of the brilliant ones on a webmaster board
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126

Not bad considering I guessed on most of em.

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http://www.highiqsociety.org/noflash/nonme.../iqtests.htm?IQ

Got a 126 on this one - a lot of the test is kind of like an acid trip trying to figure out what the flat images will fold to - my years in sheet metal served me well.

Interesting is allows me inclusion into the society for 60 bucks
I got 118 on this one....damn, that one was hard!! :P
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Your IQ Score is 122
Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning.

This always came up in school tests but I always feel like I don't have a handle on the math and spatial reasoning, yet it always comes out high. Weird. I would have guest linguist or something but hey, that's why I only have a 122. lol

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Your IQ score is 142

Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.


I should try it again later after doing a bit of drinking and see if it goes up...
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Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning.


hmm,
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60% of Visual Mathematicians wait for the otherperson to make the first move on a date.
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your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

what a load of crap ... the results are obviously designed to make us think we are incredibly intelligent and that we need to buy the full report to show all our friends how intelligent we are.

the maths ones were easy, if it were a real iq test, i'd be falling asleep on my calculator after spending an hour on the first question. maths has always brought my score right down, but this test doesn't reflect that ...
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""""what a load of crap ... the results are obviously designed to make us think we are incredibly intelligent and that we need to buy the full report to show all our friends how intelligent we are.""""


You are soooo right!!!

""160+
Outside of the perameters of this test
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It then goes on to say I'm a bulk emailer etc

It also offered me a free trial membership!






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""160+
Outside of the perameters of this test
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It then goes on to say I'm a bulk emailer etc


Is that anywhere near the parameters of the test he he he or do you just blow off the scale so there had to be a new measure for you

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Who knows!!! LOL

My little brother ,technick, who is a member of Mensa is taking the test now,vick.

He is doing it without the handicap system

(ie Guiness)

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He is doing it without the handicap system

(ie Guiness)

Shit, I should try again WITH my handicap system (Tanqueray and Tonic )
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Tanqueray and Tonic
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Tanqueray and Tonic it's my favorite drink
I don't like anything colored pink
That just stinks
It feels like somebody put something
somebody put something in my drink

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