Wife Arrested for Attempted Murder

SykkBoy · 05-13-2003

As someone who is hypersensitive to perfumes and such, I've oftened wondered if I pissed my wife off enough, if she'd try to kill me by just locking me in the bedroom after spraying the troom full of that boaddy spray shit...

I seriously can't go into a Bed, Bath and Beyond without coming out with hives and welts and all runny, drippy.....

Christmas time for me is total hell...going through department stores cosmetic areas is dangerous for me...

I have to get special shaving cream just to avoid welts and runny nose and eyes from the perfumes/colognes of the regular stuff...I can't wear cologne and my wife can only wear limited amounts of perfume...

so, I actually do feel for this guy...as weird as the story may seem...

05-13-2003	#22
SykkBoy Polishing the Chrome on Bishops Motorcycle $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hell: Bowels : Level 9 Posts: 4,153	As someone who is hypersensitive to perfumes and such, I've oftened wondered if I pissed my wife off enough, if she'd try to kill me by just locking me in the bedroom after spraying the troom full of that boaddy spray shit... I seriously can't go into a Bed, Bath and Beyond without coming out with hives and welts and all runny, drippy..... Christmas time for me is total hell...going through department stores cosmetic areas is dangerous for me... I have to get special shaving cream just to avoid welts and runny nose and eyes from the perfumes/colognes of the regular stuff...I can't wear cologne and my wife can only wear limited amounts of perfume... so, I actually do feel for this guy...as weird as the story may seem... __________________ ADULT PAYMASTER - All Site Access - Paying $70 October 5th! "Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be bastards." - unknown