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Old 04-21-2003   #1
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We have a customer that wants squirting pussies...lf course very few women can do this. We figure, easy...just buy a turkey baster, fill it with water, shoot it up there, have the girl hold it and push it out.

Not that easy...after 5 funny ass tries, various concoctions and formulas, we finally got...check out this funny ass stuff...another hard day at the office

squirt pussy - SQUIRT!!!
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Where's Dr. Forest at??? You need him to administer the 'solution'!! lol ...

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Only with photogregg and Jerry W ....

Can I suggest ..... douche??
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you should talk to snoops. she actually teaches other women how to do it i think.
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Where I live just the other day there was a big accident
A water truck collided with a truck loaded with vinegar .......
You could hear the sound it made when they collided for miles around ......

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haha Good stuff Greg and Jerry! I wonder if other squirters can tell if its faked....

I know Snoops has been doing a lot of work with squirters....

Defintately need forest with an umbrella!!
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Where's Dr. Forest at??? You need him to administer the 'solution'!! lol ...



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Defintately need forest with an umbrella!!
strap an enema bag to their back
run the line down btween the crack of their ass (pref a clear tubing)

seal the top of the bag and have the girls lay back on their back

the harder they push against the bag the harder they "squirt"



Webcam secret lesson #1 works for pee content too

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Ill be " Singin in the rain....Just singing in the rain..."

I just had a squirter here. she could shoot ( NO SHIT) cum like 6 feet out of her pussy in a fucking STREAM!!!

had to put sheet all over the floors as the are tile and became veryyy slippery when wet ( hahahaha)

but I think it makes them CRAZZY...

I had to kick her out of the dorm house for being "too nuts"



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Hey guys - long time no talk :o)

Mike, yes, squirters and those who have been with the real deal can normally tell the difference. Most surfers, however, cannot.

6 feet? Dayam! My record (so far) is 4+ feet (snort)

Anyway, gregg, just sent you a fourth email - please answer it - need to talk to you :o) Not sure if you're having email probs or not :o)

Hope ya'll are doing well - if anyone knows of any squirting content - real OR faked - please spam me :o)

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6 feet? Dayam! My record (so far) is 4+ feet (snort)
Is that what I felt when I sat on your lap at Dokk's?
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LOL

No hon, that wasn't it...but, ya know, if I'd sat there a bit longer.....

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Oh, and Peaches, hon....

*I* sat on YOUR lap at Dokk's! I remember your knees very well!

LMAOPIP

Hey CJ - how ya doin? :o)
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6 feet? Dayam! My record (so far) is 4+ feet (snort)
Snoops,

Yeah, but that was in the horizontal plane... I think the 3 foot fountain straight up in the air was much more impressive... The shocked look on your face was priceless too... I didn't know a person's eyes could open that far/wide...lol... ;^Ð
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The shocked look on your face was priceless too... I didn't know a person's eyes could open that far/wide...lol... ;^Ð

Oh, hon...why didn't you ask me if a person's eyes could open that wide??

I coulda told you that yes, they definitely do. It's really amazing how wide eyes will open after a person is catapaulted off a bed!

(innocent look)

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There is no shame in getting bucked off... only in not climbing right back on again... lol
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only two guys can make me shoot but they can do it reguarly. Sadly, I haven't managed to get it on camera or I could be raking it in, I guess.
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only two guys can make me shoot but they can do it reguarly. Sadly, I haven't managed to get it on camera or I could be raking it in, I guess.
Sarah...

Yes, shooting pics of the 'real deal' is difficult. Best way I've found is to just hold down the multi shot at precise moment and fill up a card. If that isn't option then go w/ screen caps from video.

*NOTE* do not try to film too close, your camera could get very wet... been there, done that, used for blooper section...lol...
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The shocked look on your face was priceless too... I didn't know a person's eyes could open that far/wide...lol... ;^Ð

Oh, hon...why didn't you ask me if a person's eyes could open that wide??

I coulda told you that yes, they definitely do. It's really amazing how wide eyes will open after a person is catapaulted off a bed!

(innocent look)

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*I* sat on YOUR lap at Dokk's! I remember your knees very well!

LMAOPIP
LOL, that's right! Of course, that was also back when I HAD knees - before this flesh producing disease called "over eating" took over, hehehe.
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LOL, that's right! Of course, that was also back when I HAD knees - before this flesh producing disease called "over eating" took over, hehehe. [/quote]
Peaches--- I didnt know you were that way....maybe we need to take you bar trolling. We could pick up your leftovers.
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SNOOPS!!!!!!!!!!! Hey there!! Remember 'lil 'ol me??? ;-)))

Glad to see you enjoying the gumbo over here!

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LOL Forest - I think I'm to the point I need a rubber room :o)

Mike - you really think I could forget you??? How's the house? Looks like you're keeping busy (too busy for us mere mortals to ever snag ya lol)

Are you going to show up at the florida show this summer? Would love to see you again :o)

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Mike - you really think I could forget you??? How's the house? Looks like you're keeping busy (too busy for us mere mortals to ever snag ya lol)

Are you going to show up at the florida show this summer? Would love to see you again )

hugs hon )
The house is an eternal 'project' that never seems to end lol .. but its evolved nicely!!

I will be at the show for sure, and probably walk right by everyone I wanted to see and didn't even realize it like usually happens LOL!



Hope you are doing well!!! and don't be a stranger ;-)))
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Snoooppssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how are you, baby?????????????
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LOL Serge, yes, I'm alive - barely sometimes :o)

Been buried working on all our stuff & maxcash - haven't been a board whore much lately lol.

Good to get out and see familiar names though - will try to pop in more often :o)

Hope you and LadyLaw are doing well - and hope to see ya at the florida show :o)
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LOL Serge, yes, I'm alive - barely sometimes )

Been buried working on all our stuff & maxcash - haven't been a board whore much lately lol.

Good to get out and see familiar names though - will try to pop in more often )

Hope you and LadyLaw are doing well - and hope to see ya at the florida show )
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The last one looked close enough... now if only you could get it to last longer! The cloudiness of the water was damn near perfect, too. Good job! Did you write down the secret "viscocity" formula? LOL

Forest the tube wouldn't work for close-up shots, unfortunately - but I bet it *would* be great for webcams where things aren't totally clear.

Snoops I think I'm at 4 feet too, never measured it though. That reminds me though, I have new toys to try! Woohoo!
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Ohhhhh, new toys! NO fair! lol

Although...I have new boots - red/black thigh highs and purple ones

This ebay stuff is addictive!

hugs carrie-girl - say hi to mike for me :o)
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Snoops I think I'm at 4 feet too, never measured it though. That reminds me though, I have new toys to try! Woohoo!
Carrie... on the squirting...

However...lol.... *Tappin foot impatiently* When are you going to shoot over some pics of Mike for Hunky Hubby? :P
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this thread has definately crossed the 'too much information' border

LMAO

you gals are cracking me up
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Oh sure, crush my excitement over new toys with thigh-high boot jealousy! I see how ya are!!
Can I see 'em? I'll only drool on them a little... I'll even wipe it off, lol...

Mark does he have to be awake for the pics? If not, I can snap a bunch for ya right now! Hehe

Sorry CJ - no more mention of squirting distance (I'm surprised Serge didn't ask for proof)... unless of course, you'd like to join in? I bet you could...
(Honestly I think all women can do this if they just allow themselves to.)
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i've never squirted ;-(
so i can't join the distance competition ;-(

but i am taking notes for a purve article


i can't believe serge still hasn't asked for pics!
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CJ, if ya need facts, figures, how-to's or dang near any other type of info on squirting, shoot me an email - I have a ton of it :o)

webmaster at topniche.com :o)

Carrie - hell, I still think the trading boots back & forth will save us a fortune.

BTW, get that site up!!! :o)
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CJ, if ya need facts, figures, how-to's or dang near any other type of info on squirting, shoot me an email - I have a ton of it )
i'll be in touch ;-)


I see you already have a plugin for it


good to see you over this way!
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Sure thing! But only in business :o)))
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i've never squirted ;-(
so i can't join the distance competition ;-(

but i am taking notes for a purve article


i can't believe serge still hasn't asked for pics!
Any of the fine looking ladies on this board that wants to supply pics or video is more than welcome to do so!!
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well thanks to Forest and his formula, along with our mix for the turkey baster, we got some more wild squirting action for you Snoops...and bloopers for me

Girl is a real hottie, and today was romance for cj, messy for snoops and way toooo much fun for me...luv my job.

Nice to see our work on the covers of your e-zines snoops...thanks sweetie
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>>Girl is a real hottie, and today was romance for cj, messy for snoops and way toooo much fun for me...luv my job

LMAO

that's an all of 'em summary if ever i heard one LOL

>>Sure thing! But only in business )))

no way snoops! he couldn't do that without ya either!!
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Gregg - email incoming - can't wait to see new squirting stuff :O)

CJ - dunno bout that - he's a *man* ya know, he can do anything! lmao
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