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did you say 9 inch nails????

Mr. Goldberg, New York City, went on vacation to Florida and left his son Shmuel in charge of his Nail Manufacturing Company.
2 weeks later he got phone call from his son,
come home quick, we need to increase capacity, due to 700% increase in demand for 9 inch nails...
Father jumps back in his caddy and drives back home. When he crosses George Washington Bridge, he sees a huge billboard with Jesus on the cross and the line benith:
They used Goldberg's Nails!

Father almost got a heart attack, rushed into the office and chastised Shmuel who promissed to change the billboard.

He authorized the additional funds for 3 extra plants and moved back to Florida.

2 weeks later he gets a phone call from his son:
come back, we need to increase capacity 800% due to even bigger demand.

Father gets into his new Mercedes, drives back to NY and when he crosses George Washington Bridge, he sees a new billboard:
Jesus laying down on the ground under the cross
and a line undernith:
That what happens when you DO NOT use Goldberg's nails!

;-)))

01-31-2003	#15
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	did you say 9 inch nails???? Mr. Goldberg, New York City, went on vacation to Florida and left his son Shmuel in charge of his Nail Manufacturing Company. 2 weeks later he got phone call from his son, come home quick, we need to increase capacity, due to 700% increase in demand for 9 inch nails... Father jumps back in his caddy and drives back home. When he crosses George Washington Bridge, he sees a huge billboard with Jesus on the cross and the line benith: They used Goldberg's Nails! Father almost got a heart attack, rushed into the office and chastised Shmuel who promissed to change the billboard. He authorized the additional funds for 3 extra plants and moved back to Florida. 2 weeks later he gets a phone call from his son: come back, we need to increase capacity 800% due to even bigger demand. Father gets into his new Mercedes, drives back to NY and when he crosses George Washington Bridge, he sees a new billboard: Jesus laying down on the ground under the cross and a line undernith: That what happens when you DO NOT use Goldberg's nails! ;-))) __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?