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Old 01-11-2003   #1
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I know I am a few days late because of the show but at the show this person really made sure they became asshole of the month !!

With that I would like to congrulate the Asshole for January 2003...

Jettis's own JMScore !!

We also have the Asshole of the year awards for 2002 up !!

Remember if you know a person that is a good asshole let me know and we can see if they can make the list !!
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http://www.isjustanasshole.com/2002.html

Since Billy can not make the link.
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Hey I am new at this...

Just click my face right below this line !!!
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I've worked my way up to #3. I'm proud of myself.
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Ulfie, Peaches made sure Billy moved you up - for breaking her heart, and the date!!

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Thanks, I felt bad enough as it was about missing it. Now I feel worse.
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You will have to make it up by coming to NO for a weekend!!

Peaches will have to come down too!!

Maybe for the Annual Hi-Rise Crayfish boil!!
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JMScore,

congrats on being the top asshole for Jan 2003

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You will have to make it up by coming to NO for a weekend!!

Peaches will have to come down too!!

Maybe for the Annual Hi-Rise Crayfish boil!!
We'll have to work it out somehow. Can't think of a better way.
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Cool Ulfie, you gave me an idea.... We shuld make the NO thing a big Oprano get-together!!

IT would be a blast, I have a lot of space, we can make a whole weekend out of it!!
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Can I sleep in the Shelby?
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Cool Ulfie, you gave me an idea.... We shuld make the NO thing a big Oprano get-together!!

IT would be a blast, I have a lot of space, we can make a whole weekend out of it!!
when is it mike? i forget what time of year it was last year ...

missing internext is one thing, but nawlins cooking?! can't miss that ;-)

lmk if you do plan to go ahead with this idea, I need to do a makeup trip to a few places in the states and i haven't decided when yet ...
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Woooohhhhoooo!

I'm 39 on the list! Pretty soon, well, the next 32 years, I'll break the top 10!!!
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CJ you will have to ask Billy, he is out master boiler - he may be able to give you some ideas.

Ulfie - which Shelby would you like to book? I finally got my old one back too!
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haha, I don't care, I just want to see the cars one day.
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The last Crawfish boil was held on April 6, 2002

If you want to see some pictures of it here they are !

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/04062002/index.html

(see Mike I added the link)

Heck that could be a wild weekend !!

Who needs Internext !!

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Thanks, I felt bad enough as it was about missing it. Now I feel worse.
And you should!
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Was I really a bigger asshole the R-n last month Billy?!?



(maybe if I crash one of Brad's lunches this month I might even pass Anthony for Feb!)
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Here's my pics from last years....

http://www.unmotivated.com/crawfish_boil/
I'm not going ANYWHERE that involves food until I lose at least half the excess weight I'm carting around :angry:

I love the fallen beer cans that have somehow become part of the boil

When I was around 11-12 and living in Savannah, crawfish used to get into our street gutters every time it rained - back then, we didn't know we were supposed to be eating them instead of catching them and playing with them

We need to plan correctly - I'll distract Michael while you steal one of his cars, and then you return the favor while I grab the deed on the house!
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We need to plan correctly - I'll distract Michael while you steal one of his cars, and then you return the favor while I grab the deed on the house!
Cool, I'll have to look over the collection to see which want I want first though. I know just how to distract Mike and it starts with an R.
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Some photos of Shelby.... Every part has been ripped apart, engine re-built, custom exhaust system built, etc... etc...

Still need to repaint it. Been trying to decide what colors. I am thinking silver and black. Any opinions?







Some more photos http://www.michaelgardner.com/gt5002/

Original photos are here http://www.michaelgardner.com/gt500/
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LA Mike... check out the current asshole list !!

http://www.isjustanasshole.com

33 LA Mike

You were voted in during the Vegas show !
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Mike, I saw your post on another thread about being a car guy....

That is definately what I am as well!!

Maybe SilverCash can give one away next show!
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Oh and Billy I fully support LAMike being added to asshole list!!

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my vote on colors would of course be black and gold.
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Hey Mike what did you do with the original wheels for that 68 GT 500 "King of the road"? You know the car is worth much more with the original wheels don't you.

The KR is a pretty in demand car. It was introduced 1/2 way through the year in 1968 replacing the 428 Police Intercepter with the 428 Cobra Jet.

And the car can be repainted the original color and it will keep it's value but if you change the color it also devaluates it by at least $5,000.00 (The price of a paint job worthy of a shelby)

I used to have a 1969 GT 500 "Home office reserve car" Acopulco blue with gold stripes.

I had big plans for making mine into a fire breathing dragon "As if it weren't a bad MF already". But when I found out there were only 1536 of them in the whole fuckin' world I desided to bring it back to stock original.


I'll post pictures when I can.

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ass·hole n. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.

*Please use in a sentence*

Ironically, the butt pirate was himself an asshole.
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wow mike, that is an awsome car.

a few weeks ago im bored, so I decide to go driving way out in the country and listen to the supercharger unwind and scream on my truck.
Im coming up over a bending turn and out of the corner of my eye I see something in a field. I had to slam on the breaks and back up.

Sure enough, sitting out in a field with a bunch of wrecked cars is a blue GT500 with white trim. I can't get close to it because its behind a huge fence. From what I can see it looks to be in so-so condition, I can see some rust on the lower panel.
I wonder if these people realize what they have there?
Maybe it's not even a true 500, maybe a clone?

I think im going to steal it

Im gonna find the owners and see if they will sell "that old shitty mustang" sitting in the field lol.
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Shok I remember the first time I saw you at a show just sitting on a chair, I was thinking to myself.. "I wonder if these people realize what they have there?" We were thinking about stealing you until we saw how much it would cost to keep you full of beer : )
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Yeah, besides, he's really bald :P
Shok's just bald from the neck down to his ankles - he DOES have REALLY hairy toes!
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Damn Man, I have ALL original stock parts stored in my barn, including the wheels.

I wanted my guy to put the car in modern shape so I can make the GT500 a regular driver. As you know, the car while extremely fast - was also extremely dangerous.

That is why I added disk breaks in the front, as well as bigger tires, and other stuff like that. I want to be able to drive it safely....

As far as color, I am thinking either silver with black stripes, or black with silver stripes. I have a full time mechanic, and have built a modern pain booth - so changing colors will never be a problem.

Shok, you should go and talk to the people who own the car....
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modern pain booth? That's called the "kitchen" in my house
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HAHA Thanks Peaches....

That would be PAINT booth!!



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Hi Mike

Glad to hear you have some Shelby sense about you.

Shelby fanatics will skin a person alive for fuckin' one of these beauties up!!!

I got lucky with my 69 Shelby it had the factory special heavy duty racing kit which consisted of 4 wheel disc brakes, Oil cooler, 391 Posi rear and a few other Boss 429 parts. It was cool. All Original home office reserve car!!!

Here's some old pics of mine.





The pic below was the condition of the car when I got it.




Took two years of fixin' to get looking new again!!!


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Billy... I'm truly honored. That you would consider me worthy of mention beside such great assholes of the past as Grimm, MikeFold, Shok, et al. brings a tear to my eye. So many to thank and so little time. Just know that you've all been an inspiration.

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JMScore !!

Glad to see your boss let you out for a few min to post !
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