Random Acts Of Desperation

voodooman · 01-08-2003

Well, I think its time for me to join in on the fun.

Im thinking about signing up to be a bachelor
on abc's the bachelor, or, haha I think Im better
suited for JoeMillionaire.

Yeah Yeah, I know, Im a loser, but hey, if you went
over a year without a date, this beats paying for
it.

Vick · 01-08-2003

voodooman - you're where now, Oklahoma? Are there even real women there?

I though mating season in Oklahoma was when all the farmers run to the fields as quick as they can to make sure they get one of the "pretty" sheep

Baaaaaa

Last edited by Vick at Jan 8 2003, 09:58 PM

voodooman · 01-08-2003

Vick,

Im in hell, take my word for it.
AND you have obviously confused
me with Serge.

I prefer female humans thank you very much!!!!

Now, back to the online personals.

:P

DAMNMAN · 01-08-2003

Voodoopoonanny

Who are kidding? You couldn't get laid in NY either.
You try too fuckin' hard to get laid and most chicks can tell a desparate male when they see one.
In your present state you'd be better off paying for sex, it's fuckin' cheaper in the long run and you won't get bored with one girl.
And in Oklahoma you can pay them by the tooth and make out like a bandit!!!

Oh, one more thing, telling girls "You have a mighty purty mouth" is not going to work either.

Except in Oklahoma, So keep doin' it!!!

voodooman · 01-08-2003

Im reveling in your genius mind.

Pardon me, I gotta puke

cj · 01-09-2003

wow, voodoo, have you been told today? cause if not ... dan just did LOL

Voodoo ... maybe you are trying too hard ... girls really can see that.

Try going to a bar/cafe/place where lots of people drop in for a quick drink or bite to eat - high turnover of people so you won't get bored, take a magazine or a newspaper (financial section works best) ... and sit at the place closest to the counter, or at the bar (women have to walk here to get their drinks).

When a suitable canditate comes to the bar ... sigh loudly over your newspaper, ignoring her. 5/10 women will immediately want to know what's wrong ... when she asks, brush it off with a laugh and a comment like 'damn economy, think I might move to the carribean' ...

In 2 minutes, you've let her know your not interested enough in her to notice her first, you have an interest in the economy and financial markets and are potentially rich and you like the carribean!

I hope Dan was only joking about paying by the tooth ;/

Vick · 01-09-2003

Very good plan CJ

Much better than my approach of bluntly asking women
"Ready to go to my house for pizza and sex?"

If a woman said no I'd say
"What's a matter, you don't like pizza?"

cj · 01-09-2003

LOL

that's an oldie but a goodie vick!! ;-)))

have you ever had a girl use a line on you? if so, what was it?!

Worst line i've heard was ... well, it was only the worst because it was said by a drunk old 60 year old ... I was having drinks with a work group around a circular table, and he joined us to try to have a conversation ... i watched him spend 2 minutes trying to focus down my shirt before saying "You got great tits love". There was about 15 people standing around the table, all waiting for me to think of something to say ... all i could think of was 'i know' ;-)))

it was most embarassing

Torone · 01-09-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 8 2003, 09:46 PM
voodooman - you're where now, Oklahoma? Are there even real women there?

I though mating season in Oklahoma was when all the farmers run to the fields as quick as they can to make sure they get one of the "pretty" sheep

Baaaaaa

C'mon, Vick! My 1st wife was an Okie; and she was HOT! I imagime she's still got more teeth than I do.

Sheep in OK? Wanna start a range war? That's cow country!

voodooman · 01-09-2003

cj,
As Torone mentioned, there are alot of beautiful women in
Oklahoma, but the only beautiful women where I live are
just tourists passing through.
Honestly, I dont try at all, let alone to hard.

Torone,
There are sheep here, but most of them belong to FFA and
all have a ear tag that says, Property of Serge.
:P

Torone · 01-09-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Jan 9 2003, 09:34 AM
cj,
As Torone mentioned, there are alot of beautiful women in
Oklahoma, but the only beautiful women where I live are
just tourists passing through.
Honestly, I dont try at all, let alone to hard.

Torone,
There are sheep here, but most of them belong to FFA and
all have a ear tag that says, Property of Serge.
:P

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Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Very good plan CJ Much better than my approach of bluntly asking women "Ready to go to my house for pizza and sex?" If a woman said no I'd say "What's a matter, you don't like pizza?" __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

01-08-2003	#1
voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Well, I think its time for me to join in on the fun. Im thinking about signing up to be a bachelor on abc's the bachelor, or, haha I think Im better suited for JoeMillionaire. Yeah Yeah, I know, Im a loser, but hey, if you went over a year without a date, this beats paying for it.

01-09-2003	#6
cj Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Down Under Posts: 5,202	wow, voodoo, have you been told today? cause if not ... dan just did LOL Voodoo ... maybe you are trying too hard ... girls really can see that. Try going to a bar/cafe/place where lots of people drop in for a quick drink or bite to eat - high turnover of people so you won't get bored, take a magazine or a newspaper (financial section works best) ... and sit at the place closest to the counter, or at the bar (women have to walk here to get their drinks). When a suitable canditate comes to the bar ... sigh loudly over your newspaper, ignoring her. 5/10 women will immediately want to know what's wrong ... when she asks, brush it off with a laugh and a comment like 'damn economy, think I might move to the carribean' ... In 2 minutes, you've let her know your not interested enough in her to notice her first, you have an interest in the economy and financial markets and are potentially rich and you like the carribean! I hope Dan was only joking about paying by the tooth ;/