In The Beginning Was The Plan.

Ambergirl · 11-21-2002

And then Came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without
form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of
the workers. And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a Crock of shit
and it stinks."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a bucket of
dung and we cannot live with the smell." And the Supervisors went unto
their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very
strong, such that none May abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It
contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It
promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new
plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very
powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the
Plan became Policy.

And this is my friends is how Shit happens.

Mutt · 11-21-2002

yes. exactly what i was thinking!

Edd · 11-21-2002

And I'll nominate that as a Pearl if no one else will!

President · 11-21-2002

Must have been how I made some of my policies, dang it!

Go Figure!!!

Ambergirl · 11-21-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Edd@Nov 21 2002, 03:21 PM
And I'll nominate that as a Pearl if no one else will!

LOL! Thanks Edd.

11-21-2002

good stuff

Winetalk.com · 11-22-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Nov 21 2002, 06:25 PM
Must have been how I made some of my policies, dang it!

Go Figure!!!

Joe, is that Miller Light you hold in your hand?
;-))

President · 11-22-2002

[quote]

Why of course Serge

Winetalk.com · 11-22-2002

[quote]Originally posted by President@Nov 22 2002, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Why of course Serge

you prick, you could have invited me!
I'd hold a bottle of Bourbon for ya!
;-)

talking of bourbon,
we are about to finish the bottle YOU bought 2 years ago
;-)))

President · 11-22-2002

Well, Serge, one of these days we will get our parties coordinated so we BOTH can make it to them at the same time.

Wow, took you two years to finish 1/4 of a bottle of Bourbon!

Guess I'll have to come back down and bring another one so you have something to keep you busy for the next two years.

Winetalk.com · 11-22-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Nov 22 2002, 10:21 AM
Well, Serge, one of these days we will get our parties coordinated so we BOTH can make it to them at the same time.

Wow, took you two years to finish 1/4 of a bottle of Bourbon!

Guess I'll have to come back down and bring another one so you have something to keep you busy for the next two years.

yeap, 2 years to finish it and...15-16 wine boxes went by in this time
;-)))

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President Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 102	Well, Serge, one of these days we will get our parties coordinated so we BOTH can make it to them at the same time. Wow, took you two years to finish 1/4 of a bottle of Bourbon! Guess I'll have to come back down and bring another one so you have something to keep you busy for the next two years. __________________ XXX Productions .com

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Ambergirl Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 96	And then Came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the workers. And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a Crock of shit and it stinks." And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a bucket of dung and we cannot live with the smell." And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none May abide by it." And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful." And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects." And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. And this is my friends is how Shit happens.

11-21-2002	#2
Mutt Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,087	yes. exactly what i was thinking!