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Old 05-01-2005   #1
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My aunty Alice is celebrating her 80th birthday and as a surprise Im going to be there… I haven’t seen her for 20 years. I’m just stuck on what sort of gift to get her.

Any ideas?
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You cant really go wrong with one of these

Makes the ideal gift for family members
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After 20 years I'd hold off on that, at least untill she's back in the will
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I recently met my great granmother from Scotland (92yrs old) and what we brought her was a "scrapbook" or photo album of our family and pics throughout the years of what she had missed, (little write ups of what the pics were and who was in them) including her close family who lives on this side of the world with us.

And she got a chance to share in some of all our memories, good times, and achievements.

She loved it and i dont know if anything we could buy would have meant as much to her. At 80 you really appreciate the family and friends (from what i have saw).
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I'm going with either Peaches* or JizBiz

Dildo's and Parachute panties don't seem to hit the mark IMHO

BUT I'm sure Toni will disagree as always









* Do you have any guys in mind
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One thing i've noticed about people 80+, at their age monetary value means very little.

My grandmother turned 92 yesterday, you'd be amazed about how many pictures she has of family everywhere. 8 grandchildren, 8 great grandchilder, who knows how many nieces and nephews, etc. I don't even know many of them thats how large her family is.

Stick to something family/memory oriented, you can't beat that!
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One thing i've noticed about people 80+, at their age monetary value means very little.

My grandmother turned 92 yesterday, you'd be amazed about how many pictures she has of family everywhere. 8 grandchildren, 8 great grandchilder, who knows how many nieces and nephews, etc. I don't even know many of them thats how large her family is.

Stick to something family/memory oriented, you can't beat that!
Great idea...Also apologize to her for not being around to spend time with her.
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yeah the memento thing is nice...something that means something instead of how much it cost
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Thanks for all the great ideas guys but I think Im going to go with JizBiz’s idea. I think that would be a gift from the heart.

Thanks JizBiz
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Thanks for all the great ideas guys but I think Im going to go with JizBiz’s idea. I think that would be a gift from the heart.

Thanks JizBiz
This thread should have been...

"How can I suck up to an Aunt in order to gain an Inhereitance"



In which case (her being 92 and all) you say..

"Aunt Alice , I want you to be the first to know , and I'm only telling you at the moment , but I'm pregnant , Doctor says its a girl , so Trev and I are naming her "Alice" "
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"How can I suck up to an Aunt in order to gain an Inhereitance"
The thought had never crossed my mind
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Ok... plan B...

Find the name of a Notary that passed away recently.

Look in the exchange and mart...get a notarial seal done in the name of that notorary.

Draw up the will you would like.

Notorise it with "her" sig on it.

Walk behind her on the stairs alot and practise crying like a bitch whilst screaming "oh no she fell".

Make sure the "will" is discovered by someone else...


;-)))
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Ok... plan B...

Find the name of a Notary that passed away recently.

Look in the exchange and mart...get a notarial seal done in the name of that notorary.

Draw up the will you would like.

Notorise it with "her" sig on it.

Walk behind her on the stairs alot and practise crying like a bitch whilst screaming "oh no she fell".

Make sure the "will" is discovered by someone else...


;-)))
Oh I like that one


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Oh ...

just in case...

drag together whatever cash you have and immediately retain:

Messrs Kingsley , Napley (solicitors)

- hopefully they are still around - just incase there are any problems. ;-)))
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just in case...

drag together whatever cash you have and immediately retain:

Messrs Kingsley , Napley (solicitors)

- hopefully they are still around - just incase there are any problems. ;-)))
I have Coultard, Coultard and Brent as defence lawyers, damn good as well. Got a guy that shot both of his parents in the head with a crossbow, to walk free


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Sir David Napley used to be the BEST lawyer in England bar none if you got into problems.

Shows how long I've been away , he died in 1993.

He handled cases for everyone.

They used to say a letter from him on minor charges had the case dropped LOL
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Sir David Napley used to be the BEST lawyer in England bar none if you got into problems.

Shows how long I've been away , he died in 1993.

He handled cases for everyone.

They used to say a letter from him on minor charges had the case dropped LOL
Shame

It's handy to have one of those types at hand, not for myself of course. I would never break any of the laws in my fine country.











I may push or bend them a little
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