My aunty Alice is celebrating her 80th birthday and as a surprise Im going to be there… I haven’t seen her for 20 years. I’m just stuck on what sort of gift to get her.

Any ideas? :unsure:

Superdildo!!!!

:)

You cant really go wrong with one of these

Makes the ideal gift for family members ;)

After 20 years I'd hold off on that, at least untill she's back in the will :redance:

A 50 year old man :)

I recently met my great granmother from Scotland (92yrs old) and what we brought her was a "scrapbook" or photo album of our family and pics throughout the years of what she had missed, (little write ups of what the pics were and who was in them) including her close family who lives on this side of the world with us.

And she got a chance to share in some of all our memories, good times, and achievements.

She loved it and i dont know if anything we could buy would have meant as much to her. At 80 you really appreciate the family and friends (from what i have saw).

parachute panties.

I'm going with either Peaches* or JizBiz :okthumb:

Dildo's and Parachute panties don't seem to hit the mark IMHO :blink:

BUT I'm sure Toni will disagree as always :unsure:









* Do you have any guys in mind :agrin:

Get her a 20 year old guy......


:blink:

Helicopter ride, Weekend in Paris, Ocean voyage, Show in London/NY it all depends how frail she is?

oh man. lol

After 20 years I'd hold off on that, at least untill she's back in the will :redance: [/b][/quote]
i was going to say, a pen and her will:)

After 20 years I'd hold off on that, at least untill she's back in the will :redance: [/b][/quote]
and I'd have thought Superdildo would be the most direct route to the will... :rolleyes:

One thing i've noticed about people 80+, at their age monetary value means very little.

My grandmother turned 92 yesterday, you'd be amazed about how many pictures she has of family everywhere. 8 grandchildren, 8 great grandchilder, who knows how many nieces and nephews, etc. I don't even know many of them thats how large her family is.

Stick to something family/memory oriented, you can't beat that! :)

Great idea...Also apologize to her for not being around to spend time with her. :)

yeah the memento thing is nice...something that means something instead of how much it cost

Thanks for all the great ideas guys but I think Im going to go with JizBiz’s idea. I think that would be a gift from the heart. :D

Thanks JizBiz :D

This thread should have been...

"How can I suck up to an Aunt in order to gain an Inhereitance"

:)

In which case (her being 92 and all) you say..

"Aunt Alice , I want you to be the first to know , and I'm only telling you at the moment , but I'm pregnant , Doctor says its a girl , so Trev and I are naming her "Alice" "

:)

Great idea...Also apologize to her for not being around to spend time with her. :) [/b][/quote]
Hmm.. why should Toni say sorry... I didn't see her Aunt drag her ass up here for Toni's birthday :P

The thought had never crossed my mind :rolleyes:

Hmm.. why should Toni say sorry... I didn't see her Aunt drag her ass up here for Toni's birthday :P[/b][/quote]
you're being defensive...Toni is not the 80 year old. :)

you're being defensive...Toni is not the 80 year old. :) [/b][/quote]
Her aunt wasn't 8 the last time they saw eachother either :yowsa:

Ok... plan B...

Find the name of a Notary that passed away recently.

Look in the exchange and mart...get a notarial seal done in the name of that notorary.

Draw up the will you would like.

Notorise it with "her" sig on it. :)

Walk behind her on the stairs alot and practise crying like a bitch whilst screaming "oh no she fell".

Make sure the "will" is discovered by someone else...


;-)))

Oh I like that one :okthumb:


No need to be all lovey-dovey for months on end :)

Her aunt wasn't 8 the last time they saw eachother either :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
again, you're being defensive. The important thing here is to bring closure to the absence of the past 20 years.

She is an old woman...Show an act of kindness. :)

Oh ...

just in case...

drag together whatever cash you have and immediately retain:

Messrs Kingsley , Napley (solicitors)

- hopefully they are still around - just incase there are any problems. ;-)))

again, you're being defensive. The important thing here is to bring closure to the absence of the past 20 years.

She is an old woman...Show an act of kindness. :) [/b][/quote]
I'm currently not able of showing any form of human kindness :unsure:

I have Coultard, Coultard and Brent as defence lawyers, damn good as well. Got a guy that shot both of his parents in the head with a crossbow, to walk free :blink:


But you can never have to many good defence lawyers :redance:

Sir David Napley used to be the BEST lawyer in England bar none if you got into problems.

Shows how long I've been away , he died in 1993.

He handled cases for everyone.

They used to say a letter from him on minor charges had the case dropped LOL

Shame :(

It's handy to have one of those types at hand, not for myself of course. I would never break any of the laws in my fine country.











I may push or bend them a little :rolleyes:

I'm currently not able of showing any form of human kindness :unsure:[/b][/quote]
your win! :wnw:

beat the crap out of her and tell her that's for not showing up to Toni's birthday party for the past 20 years. :) :)

your win! :wnw:

beat the crap out of her and tell her that's for not showing up to Toni's birthday party for the past 20 years. :) :) [/b][/quote]
Now I like where you're coming from. :okthumb:

20 years of backdated birthday presents at £50 per year works out at £1000, then we've got christmas, easter, our engagement, our wedding, the birth of our son, his birthday, his baptism... That woman owes us a fortune :lol: