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Old 08-11-2004   #1
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He must have been sweating, pissing, and shitting fat to do this in 8 weeks - unbelievable

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Patrick Deuel, 42, of Valentine, Nebraska, weighed 1,072 pounds when he was admitted to Sioux Falls' Avera McKennan Hospital eight weeks ago. Deuel, who is just under 6 feet tall, is on a 1,200 calorie-a-day diet.
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My uncle lost 35lbs in a day once.






Chopped his fucking leg of with a tractor ;-))))
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Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..
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Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..
Did he lose the weight on the "Yea Diet" ???


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Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..
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nice thing about weighing 1000+ pounds...you can always ride the elevator alone, because no one would dare get on with you...
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It takes 13 calories a day to sustain each pound of body weight for the sedentary person (and this guy hasn't been out of bed in a year).

At 1072 pounds, he would need to take in 14,236 in calories (the equivalent of 20 Big Macs with Cheese) to maintain his body weight. On the 1200 calorie diet the hopsital has him on (two Big Macs without cheese) he would lose about 4 pounds of fat a day. The rest is probably water loss.

At this rate he'll be able to see his penis in about a year.
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It takes 13 calories a day to sustain each pound of body weight for the sedentary person (and this guy hasn't been out of bed in a year).

At 1072 pounds, he would need to take in 14,236 in calories (the equivalent of 20 Big Macs with Cheese) to maintain his body weight. On the 1200 calorie diet the hopsital has him on (two Big Macs without cheese) he would lose about 4 pounds of fat a day. The rest is probably water loss.

At this rate he'll be able to see his penis in about a year.
I'm betting that he's looking toward that 6 month mark,
when his hand will reach his penis...
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So how much to you reckon he craps?
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1000lbs... Maybe his asshole grew shut Hell Puppy!
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http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

For fat stories, this one really takes the cake as far as Im concerned ...

A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.

Thats gotta be one really badly stained couch
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