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Rolo	08-11-2004 02:00 PM

He must have been sweating, pissing, and shitting fat to do this in 8 weeks - unbelievable :blink:

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Patrick Deuel, 42, of Valentine, Nebraska, weighed 1,072 pounds when he was admitted to Sioux Falls' Avera McKennan Hospital eight weeks ago. Deuel, who is just under 6 feet tall, is on a 1,200 calorie-a-day diet.

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/Central/08/...n.ap/index.html

Nickatilynx

08-11-2004 02:01 PM

My uncle lost 35lbs in a day once.

Chopped his fucking leg of with a tractor ;-))))

Bishop

08-11-2004 02:44 PM

Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..

Nickatilynx

08-11-2004 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 10:45 AM
Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..

Did he lose the weight on the "Yea Diet" ???

Infomercial by Tony Montana.

"""Thks right Homes , send me 30k , I'll send you 1kg of Peruvian Gold.

You will just watch the fat melt away.

Oh and if you don'pay , Say hello to my little friend"""

gonzo

08-11-2004 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 01:45 PM
Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..

chub?

Bishop

08-11-2004 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by gonzo+Aug 11 2004, 01:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Aug 11 2004, 01:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 01:45 PM
Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..

chub? [/b][/quote]

lol.... hahaha.. yes.

SykkBoy

08-11-2004 02:54 PM

nice thing about weighing 1000+ pounds...you can always ride the elevator alone, because no one would dare get on with you...

Bishop

08-11-2004 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Aug 11 2004, 01:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Aug 11 2004, 01:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 10:45 AM
Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..

Nickatilynx

08-11-2004 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 01:48 PM
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@Aug 11 2004, 10:45 AM
Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..

That fat fucks heart would pop. [/b][/quote]
true...true.. lol

SykkBoy

08-11-2004 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 01:48 PM
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@Aug 11 2004, 10:45 AM
Now that is a fat ass... its not possible to come up with a good excuse for weighing over 1000 lbs..

That fat fucks heart would pop. [/b][/quote]
or would lose his judgement and start banging hookers.....

LadyLaw

08-11-2004 03:33 PM

It takes 13 calories a day to sustain each pound of body weight for the sedentary person (and this guy hasn't been out of bed in a year).

At 1072 pounds, he would need to take in 14,236 in calories (the equivalent of 20 Big Macs with Cheese) to maintain his body weight. On the 1200 calorie diet the hopsital has him on (two Big Macs without cheese) he would lose about 4 pounds of fat a day. The rest is probably water loss.

At this rate he'll be able to see his penis in about a year.

nlphoto

08-11-2004 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by LadyLaw@Aug 11 2004, 12:34 PM
It takes 13 calories a day to sustain each pound of body weight for the sedentary person (and this guy hasn't been out of bed in a year).

At 1072 pounds, he would need to take in 14,236 in calories (the equivalent of 20 Big Macs with Cheese) to maintain his body weight. On the 1200 calorie diet the hopsital has him on (two Big Macs without cheese) he would lose about 4 pounds of fat a day. The rest is probably water loss.

At this rate he'll be able to see his penis in about a year.

I'm betting that he's looking toward that 6 month mark,
when his hand will reach his penis... :lol:

Hell Puppy

08-11-2004 11:37 PM

So how much to you reckon he craps?

XXXPhoto

08-14-2004 05:17 AM

1000lbs... Maybe his asshole grew shut Hell Puppy!

Yug	08-14-2004 08:53 AM

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

For fat stories, this one really takes the cake as far as Im concerned ...

A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.

Thats gotta be one really badly stained couch :barfon:

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