Adult B2B Marketing Tip of the Day

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by HotHardCash

First of all, I'd like to thank the serious businesspeople out there who have read my marketing tips the first week I've posted them. I've gotten many positive comments. Among them:

Nice idea of sharing tips.

Sweet! I just signed up!

Sounds interesting!

Really nice... Thanks for sharing...

This sounds really interesting.

Looks like a nice idea.

I will SUBSCRIBE to your marketing newsletter.

Good marketing on your part with this thread.

It's definitely worth trying this. Thanks for the tips.

I've singed up for newsletter. It's always good to read new stuff.

I agree...Great post!

Thanks for the tip

Yes capture the attention of the target market is the most important thing.

Nice tips. Thanks a lot.

The tips have been read by well over 2000 people in 4 days.

You forgot my favorite:

"Congrats to all the winners!!!!"

Are you really that naive dude? What you have above is the response from all of the sigwhores. They could give a rats ass what your post actually said, they just want their sig in as many threads as possible.

You could've posted about a new program that sells dog shit on a stick, they would've posted the same damned thing!

[softball]

Some board operators have taken my posts and moved them to the announcements section. That's the professional way to handle this.

The professional thing to do is put it in the spam section in the first place. Bud, you are a rank amateur. Why would anyone around here seek advice from you? Wanna tip? Buy low and sell high. It is infallible. I mean it always works. I hate giving away my secrets to success, but you seem like such a babe in the woods, I thought I might share. Now send me ten cents and pass it on. You can get ten cents from every person you send this to. If you don't you will surely get hit by a Mac truck and die. Now get your mojo working and get out there and make some money. No need to thank me.

[gonzo]

http://microbloggingprofits.com/index.php

[helix]

Shank Whitey

[JFK]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

The professional thing to do is put it in the spam section in the first place. Bud, you are a rank amateur. Why would anyone around here seek advice from you? Wanna tip? Buy low and sell high. It is infallible. I mean it always works. I hate giving away my secrets to success, but you seem like such a babe in the woods, I thought I might share. Now send me ten cents and pass it on. You can get ten cents from every person you send this to. If you don't you will surely get hit by a Mac truck and die. Now get your mojo working and get out there and make some money. No need to thank me.

keeping up with the times, the tip should be , buy High, sell Low , do it on volume

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

You forgot my favorite:

"Congrats to all the winners!!!!"

Or how about . . "Without the nicks & cuts of a blade"

[MRock]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

You could've posted about a new program that sells dog shit on a stick, they would've posted the same damned thing!

Damn it HP, that is my best website idea and it has another week before launch!

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by MRock

Damn it HP, that is my best website idea and it has another week before launch!

Spam it, someone will buy it.

[Hell Puppy]

So I made my quarterly pass thru the zoo today, and I noticed little Bruce's same threads copied and pasted there.

No surprise at all of course. But I figured I'd see what some of the REAL quotes were here is receiving, here's a few:

I expect you to be a flash in the pan like most of the other retards that come and go on the net

Numbnuts.

You are full of SHIT

Go Fuck Yourself

Why don't you write your own tips and articles instead of reposting or republishing leased shit that's been going around for years?

way to alienate and influence people

he has zero marketing knowledge and experience.

You are a mix between a snake oil salesman and a Nigerian Scammer.

Fuck you

Now, while I was there, I had trouble finding ANY of those positive ones even from the sigho's. What boards would you be quoting? Best I can tell even the least professional of boards can see through your bullshit. Is there a board called "Tardland" or something that I missed?

Can I get one of those threats to whip my ass now please? I feel left out, and I'd hate to have to settle for just a couple of rib kicks as I was pulling Toby off your ass.