Adult B2B Marketing Tip of the Day
 

First of all, I'd like to thank the serious businesspeople out there who have read my marketing tips the first week I've posted them. I've gotten many positive comments. Among them:

Nice idea of sharing tips.

Sweet! I just signed up!

Sounds interesting!

Really nice... Thanks for sharing...

This sounds really interesting.

Looks like a nice idea.

I will SUBSCRIBE to your marketing newsletter.

Good marketing on your part with this thread.

It's definitely worth trying this. Thanks for the tips.

I've singed up for newsletter. It's always good to read new stuff.

I agree...Great post!

Thanks for the tip

Yes capture the attention of the target market is the most important thing.

Nice tips. Thanks a lot.

The tips have been read by well over 2000 people in 4 days.

For those of you who do nothing but criticize everything positive out there, let me say this for the record. I didn't write this information, but I am a licensee of the organization that did. I not only have access to this information, but I have been fully trained on how to carry out the marketing system and it's strategies. Before you go about criticizing me for "copy and paste" or "plagiarizing", get your facts straight. If you want to own the rights to them, you can go and pay 40 grand just like I did.

For the people who own the boards that have given me so much grief that I decided to not only stop posting there, but to stop reading the board, namely Ask Damage and Oprano, I've got a message for you. Some board operators have taken my posts and moved them to the announcements section. That's the professional way to handle this. Hopefully those boards will see the value in these tips and decide to open them up to more people on their main boards. If they don't, then that's they're prerogative as businesspeople and I respect that. However I have asked them to reconsider.

As for Ask Damage and Oprano, you guys aren't exactly number one and number two out there. In fact, my statistics on first week reads show quite the opposite. And if it wasn't for the "drama" nature of the threads, the numbers would be much lower. I notice a lot of unsold ad space on those boards. Well let me tell you something guys, if you keep running good businesspeople off your boards you will not have many sponsors left pretty soon. For the advertisers on these boards I leave it to you to decide if this is a good business practice.

I will continue to post these marketing tips and for those of you who enjoy them and use them to help your business grow I applaud you. As for the rest of you, best of luck to you.

Thanks for taking the time to read this rather long post.

Sincerely,

Bruce Friedman
Adult B2B Marketing

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Congradulations to DamageX for being singled out with Oprano for being able to spot yet another grifter in this business. Reminds me to add this back to my daily rounds.

Keep up the good work and thanks Bruce for reminding me about another excellent board.

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So where's the tip? I waited two days for this!? THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIP! :mad:

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You forgot my favorite:

"Congrats to all the winners!!!!"

Are you really that naive dude? What you have above is the response from all of the sigwhores. They could give a rats ass what your post actually said, they just want their sig in as many threads as possible.

You could've posted about a new program that sells dog shit on a stick, they would've posted the same damned thing!

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The professional thing to do is put it in the spam section in the first place. Bud, you are a rank amateur. Why would anyone around here seek advice from you? Wanna tip? Buy low and sell high. It is infallible. I mean it always works. I hate giving away my secrets to success, but you seem like such a babe in the woods, I thought I might share. Now send me ten cents and pass it on. You can get ten cents from every person you send this to. If you don't you will surely get hit by a Mac truck and die. Now get your mojo working and get out there and make some money. No need to thank me.

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Shank Whitey

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Or how about . . "Without the nicks & cuts of a blade"

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Damn it HP, that is my best website idea and it has another week before launch! :(

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Spam it, someone will buy it.

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So I made my quarterly pass thru the zoo today, and I noticed little Bruce's same threads copied and pasted there.

No surprise at all of course. But I figured I'd see what some of the REAL quotes were here is receiving, here's a few:

I expect you to be a flash in the pan like most of the other retards that come and go on the net

Numbnuts.

You are full of SHIT

Go Fuck Yourself

Why don't you write your own tips and articles instead of reposting or republishing leased shit that's been going around for years?

way to alienate and influence people

he has zero marketing knowledge and experience.

You are a mix between a snake oil salesman and a Nigerian Scammer.

Fuck you

Now, while I was there, I had trouble finding ANY of those positive ones even from the sigho's. What boards would you be quoting? Best I can tell even the least professional of boards can see through your bullshit. Is there a board called "Tardland" or something that I missed?

Can I get one of those threats to whip my ass now please? I feel left out, and I'd hate to have to settle for just a couple of rib kicks as I was pulling Toby off your ass.

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Clowned or banned at:
AskDamageX
GoFuckYourself
GreenGuyandJim
MediumPimpin
Oprano
Now that's some pretty impressive marketing. http://www.dressingforsex.com/images/sarcasm.gif

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keeping up with the times, the tip should be , buy High, sell Low , do it on volume:okthumb:

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Bruce

FYI 99.9999999999% of those posts were made by postbots, sig whores, and people who have nothing to market on the internet.

with that being said GOOD WORK!!! on hitting your target market

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Post bots? How unprofessional!

Thats like spamming a newsletter of stolen marketing tips to people that you acquired a business card under false pretense.

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geeezzzzz

post one complaint about a marketing guru spamming the email he got from your business card and people will never let you forget it

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Sorry... you know Im a newbie.