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Old 08-19-2007   #1
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I think it would be easier to send women.
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and machines can simulate any woman, or particular kink.
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Machines don't get jealous
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and machines can simulate any woman, or particular kink.
i gotta disagree. A couple of the things you mentiouned are kinks.
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Machines don't get jealous
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and machines can simulate any woman, or particular kink.
Let us not forget Prenups, contracts, child support, alimony, and a few other
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