I have 500 million dollars...
 

and I want to get into the porn business. I know nothing about it, but I sold my truck last year and think it would be fun. I could have sex with girls with big breasts and wear gold chains. Do I need to learn this hmlt stuff or will someone help me out? I know you guys are the best. So serious offers only

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you don't sound serious. seriously though, just dream on.:yowsa:

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rhetorical serious? :lmao1: He's about has serious as is avatar picture,
Same for is IQ, Also the same level as his avatar :okthumb:

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I was waiting for this. What the hell took you so long?
Must be slipping.
:nutkick::1buttkick

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Yupper :( allot of other people lost money on this one also. Bets for this went by a few days ago on when he would attempt this.
He is for sure slipping.
Damn Bitch rhetorical is not being cost efficient anymore.:mad:

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Emp, you following me from board to board just to mouth off?

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I see Canada finally entered the space program.

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/image...ine=1187307342

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Yeah, we were a bit slow, but shit when we put our mind to it, we are unstoppable. Canadian innovation at its finest.

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Yea, that's it......I'm following you, 'cause, you know, you're my hero.
:1buttkick

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Slingshot worked. There was joy across the land.

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Daddy?????:loveyou:


spaz

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That's a wicked looking dildo head he's got on that sybian.

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That's not a Sybian. The Canadian government has a contract with Emporer EJ. Its product placement.

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would someone please clarify what is being reflected in his helmet's face plate?


spaz

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Those are the Russian micro processors for Emporer EJ's miniature jack off machine.

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I wonder if orgasms are better in a weightless environment?

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I spent a couple of weeks at mission control in Houston once. NASA is most concerned about sex in space. They are so milk fed down there, they mention it only in hushed tones. But it is a huge concern for the Mars mission. I did here astronaut gossip confirming that it has, however, taken place.

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yove never fucked underwater at 50ft?

its fucking kick ass once u get the hang of it

;)

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Oh, I've fucked in water plenty of times, but it's not the same thing as being weightless in space in a vacuum.

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correct... in water your blood wont boil and water pressure at 50ft won't cause you to implode like your body would do in a vacuum heh heh


spaz

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yeah underwater the blood still rushes to your head.

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no not IN water

under water

with scuba gear at 30-50ft down weightless floating

as close to fucking in space as most of us will ever get

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I understood what you meant and yes, I'm a diver too, but although I've never been in space, somehow I don't think it would be the same. For one thing, in the cabin you could be totally weightless but also completely naked and unencumbered.

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:lol: True, but I was thinking the ship would be in the vacuum and I would be inside in the weightless but oxygenated environment.

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lets get together and do some diving

we can leave the sex out of it though

unless ur into sex with fish

LOL

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This is getting very complex. So what is the PADI certification for doin' it deeper? The best I have done is drink champagne, naked at thirty feet in the Bay Islands. OH yeah, I've been diving since I was a kid. I started with a two hose reg and a j valve, duck feet and all wet suits were black.

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Hey? :scratchin Wanna go 50/50?

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They had to come up with a special certification for me, even when I'm on land.

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Damn, I heard you were good, but not that good. PADI has such limited certs and badges, that it must be a great honour for you.

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Hal Watts was my mentor and we all know how deep he did it.

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Cool guy. I was not familiar with him, but just looked him up. My hero. I love deep diving. You get narked and it is just really eerie. I think my really deep days are over, but when computers first came out (I got one of the first edge computers) I would push it to the max and lived to tell the tale. Now I live on a cold ocean and don't have the motivation to get wet around here chasing octopuses and ling cod.

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Hmmm, I'm wondering if they'll come up with some sort of Virtual Reality Sex Machine for the Mars Mission.....
:lyn_night:mf_pcwhac

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I think it would be easier to send women.

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No way-
Machines don't eat.
Machines don't shit
Machines don't get knocked up and give birth in space
Machines don't get jealous
machines are available on demand
and machines can simulate any woman, or particular kink.

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i gotta disagree. A couple of the things you mentiouned are kinks.

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Let us not forget Prenups, contracts, child support, alimony, and a few other:okthumb:
Is Melanie Griffith your favorite actress by chance?

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Jerry sends both . .

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What worries me, is, Jerry has feelings.

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Give it to me and we can split it lol

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Been there, Tried that :(

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Why is yours and Will Blacks IP address the same?

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They're asshole buddies?