I have 500 million dollars...

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

They had to come up with a special certification for me, even when I'm on land.

Damn, I heard you were good, but not that good. PADI has such limited certs and badges, that it must be a great honour for you.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Damn, I heard you were good, but not that good. PADI has such limited certs and badges, that it must be a great honour for you.

Hal Watts was my mentor and we all know how deep he did it.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Hal Watts was my mentor and we all know how deep he did it.

Cool guy. I was not familiar with him, but just looked him up. My hero. I love deep diving. You get narked and it is just really eerie. I think my really deep days are over, but when computers first came out (I got one of the first edge computers) I would push it to the max and lived to tell the tale. Now I live on a cold ocean and don't have the motivation to get wet around here chasing octopuses and ling cod.

[EmporerEJ]

Hmmm, I'm wondering if they'll come up with some sort of Virtual Reality Sex Machine for the Mars Mission.....

[softball]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Hmmm, I'm wondering if they'll come up with some sort of Virtual Reality Sex Machine for the Mars Mission.....

I think it would be easier to send women.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I think it would be easier to send women.

No way-
Machines don't eat.
Machines don't shit
Machines don't get knocked up and give birth in space
Machines don't get jealous
machines are available on demand
and machines can simulate any woman, or particular kink.

[softball]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

No way-
Machines don't eat.
Machines don't shit
Machines don't get knocked up and give birth in space
Machines don't get jealous
machines are available on demand
and machines can simulate any woman, or particular kink.

i gotta disagree. A couple of the things you mentiouned are kinks.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

No way-
Machines don't eat.
Machines don't shit
Machines don't get knocked up and give birth in space
Machines don't get jealous
machines are available on demand
and machines can simulate any woman, or particular kink.

Let us not forget Prenups, contracts, child support, alimony, and a few other
Is Melanie Griffith your favorite actress by chance?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Hmmm, I'm wondering if they'll come up with some sort of Virtual Reality Sex Machine for the Mars Mission.....

Jerry sends both . .

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Jerry sends both . .

What worries me, is, Jerry has feelings.

[Bobert]

Give it to me and we can split it lol