I have 500 million dollars...

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I see Canada finally entered the space program.

Yeah, we were a bit slow, but shit when we put our mind to it, we are unstoppable. Canadian innovation at its finest.

[softball]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Yeah, we were a bit slow, but shit when we put our mind to it, we are unstoppable. Canadian innovation at its finest.

Slingshot worked. There was joy across the land.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Slingshot worked. There was joy across the land.

That's a wicked looking dildo head he's got on that sybian.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

That's a wicked looking dildo head he's got on that sybian.

That's not a Sybian. The Canadian government has a contract with Emporer EJ. Its product placement.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

That's not a Sybian. The Canadian government has a contract with Emporer EJ. Its product placement.

I wonder if orgasms are better in a weightless environment?

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Originally Posted by Hammer

I wonder if orgasms are better in a weightless environment?

I spent a couple of weeks at mission control in Houston once. NASA is most concerned about sex in space. They are so milk fed down there, they mention it only in hushed tones. But it is a huge concern for the Mars mission. I did here astronaut gossip confirming that it has, however, taken place.

[Forest]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I wonder if orgasms are better in a weightless environment?

yove never fucked underwater at 50ft?

its fucking kick ass once u get the hang of it

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Forest

yove never fucked underwater at 50ft?

its fucking kick ass once u get the hang of it

Oh, I've fucked in water plenty of times, but it's not the same thing as being weightless in space in a vacuum.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Slingshot worked. There was joy across the land.

would someone please clarify what is being reflected in his helmet's face plate?


spaz

[softball]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

would someone please clarify what is being reflected in his helmet's face plate?


spaz

Those are the Russian micro processors for Emporer EJ's miniature jack off machine.