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Old 08-16-2007   #1
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I was waiting for this. What the hell took you so long?
Must be slipping.
Emp, you following me from board to board just to mouth off?
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I see Canada finally entered the space program.

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I see Canada finally entered the space program.

Yeah, we were a bit slow, but shit when we put our mind to it, we are unstoppable. Canadian innovation at its finest.
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Yeah, we were a bit slow, but shit when we put our mind to it, we are unstoppable. Canadian innovation at its finest.
Slingshot worked. There was joy across the land.
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That's a wicked looking dildo head he's got on that sybian.
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That's a wicked looking dildo head he's got on that sybian.
That's not a Sybian. The Canadian government has a contract with Emporer EJ. Its product placement.
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That's not a Sybian. The Canadian government has a contract with Emporer EJ. Its product placement.
I wonder if orgasms are better in a weightless environment?
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would someone please clarify what is being reflected in his helmet's face plate?


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would someone please clarify what is being reflected in his helmet's face plate?


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Emp, you following me from board to board just to mouth off?

Yea, that's it......I'm following you, 'cause, you know, you're my hero.
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