Rhetorical this is for you

[Hammer]

I like tan lines and I also like all over tans. What I don't like is no tan at all. Of course, some day when those girls have skin cancer, they'll probably wish they hadn't listened to us.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I like tan lines and I also like all over tans. What I don't like is no tan at all. Of course, some day when those girls have skin cancer, they'll probably wish they hadn't listened to us.

Personally I love white girls. Ghosts.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Personally I love white girls. Ghosts.

Yeah, but you live in Canada, it's not like you have a lot of choice. On the other hand, I live in Florida where someone without a tan is automatically assumed to be from Canada and branded a snow bird and a nuisance that must be tolerated because they support our economy.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Yeah, but you live in Canada, it's not like you have a lot of choice. On the other hand, I live in Florida where someone without a tan is automatically assumed to be from Canada and branded a snow bird and a nuisance that must be tolerated because they support our economy.

Yeah, kind of like the tanned septics (what the English call Americans...it rhymes with septic tanks) that come here to ski at Whistler. A pain in the ass and a freeking nuisance in their rental Ford Exploders. But hell tourists are what we all are when we leave home.