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gonzo 08-06-2007 02:41 AM

Rhetorical this is for you
 
Im sure the message and the sender are self explanitory...

http://www.evildesires.com/oprano/kissmyass.jpg

Hell Puppy 08-06-2007 02:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 790821)
Im sure the message and the sender are self explanitory...

http://www.evildesires.com/oprano/kissmyass.jpg


I'll be in my bunk.

sarettah 08-06-2007 09:02 AM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
How many years you been doing this and still can't resize a fucking image? :headwall::headwall::headwall:

http://www.bntnews.com/kmy.jpg

softball 08-06-2007 10:32 AM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Why should I recognize some chick with a muffin top tummy cleaning shit off her flip flop and allowing someone to photograph said event? Gonzo, you gotta give me a clue, dude.

Hammer 08-06-2007 12:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 790837)
Why should I recognize some chick with a muffin top tummy cleaning shit off her flip flop and allowing someone to photograph said event? Gonzo, you gotta give me a clue, dude.

Trisha Uptown.

She let me wipe my balls on her pussy for luck.

Sarettah, same thing I thought.

softball 08-06-2007 08:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790850)
Trisha Uptown.

She let me wipe my balls on her pussy for luck.

Sarettah, same thing I thought.

Ah, I shoulda known that. A nineties relic bikini and all. That girl follows the trends. LMFAO. I thought it was a mid west tourist who stumbled out of a Winnebago.

Forest 08-06-2007 09:14 PM

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man i need to get me a pair of those orange crocs

Hammer 08-06-2007 09:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 790930)
man i need to get me a pair of those orange crocs

Don't be a dweeb and get a pair that are two sizes too big though.

Hell Puppy 08-06-2007 10:30 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 790829)
How many years you been doing this and still can't resize a fucking image? :headwall::headwall::headwall:

http://www.bntnews.com/kmy.jpg

Baby steps dude, baby steps...

At least he got it off the camera and onto the web this time. That's progress...

Jace 08-06-2007 10:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 790920)
A nineties relic bikini and all. That girl follows the trends.

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

Hell Puppy 08-06-2007 10:35 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 790964)
I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

Yeah, I got rid of mine.

softball 08-06-2007 10:37 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 790964)
I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

Well in the past year, I have been on the Cote d'Azure, Ipanema and Copacabana, and this shit has disappeared. That should tell this chick something. Hey, but trailer trash sells. Who am I to argue with commerce? But if I was this girl, I would stash that trash with my big hair curlers.

softball 08-06-2007 10:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 790968)
Yeah, I got rid of mine.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

Hammer 08-06-2007 11:13 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Rcourt64 08-06-2007 11:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790996)
Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Your not gonna bring your wife in this again? are ya? :scratchin

Jace 08-06-2007 11:15 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790996)
Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

you're too easy :yowsa:

Hammer 08-06-2007 11:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 790999)
you're too easy :yowsa:

I'm old.

softball 08-06-2007 11:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790996)
Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

I kind of, sort of, maybe agree with the the hot chick comment, but dude, what were you drinking?

Edit: I just saw your last post...you are if that girl turns your crank. Or maybe, not old enough.

Hammer 08-06-2007 11:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 791004)
I kind of, sort of, maybe agree with the the hot chick comment, but dude, what were you drinking?

Fiji water.

softball 08-06-2007 11:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791006)
Fiji water.

What do they put in that shit....kava?

Hammer 08-06-2007 11:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 791007)
What do they put in that shit....kava?

I'm not sure, but it did seem to have some mild hallucinogenic qualities.

softball 08-06-2007 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791008)
I'm not sure, but it did seem to have some mild hallucinogenic qualities.

kava

Forest 08-07-2007 09:53 AM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790935)
Don't be a dweeb and get a pair that are two sizes too big though.

i prefer one size too small

makes my feet look thexy

spazlabz 08-07-2007 09:56 AM

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Fashion criticisms aside, she does have a nice ass

wheres the pics of Vittoria?


spaz

Hammer 08-07-2007 12:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 791052)
Fashion criticisms aside, she does have a nice ass

It's definitely nice, and you should feel it. All smooth and soft and firm at the same time.

http://girlsblog.net/images/06tresh.jpg

gonzo 08-07-2007 12:36 PM

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She really is one of the nicest women in this business.

Id like to see her personal site do well.

spazlabz 08-07-2007 12:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791079)
It's definitely nice, and you should feel it. All smooth and soft and firm at the same time.

http://girlsblog.net/images/06tresh.jpg

LOL Shitting Vulture was correct........ you ARE a dick LOL

freaking bragger!!!


spaz

Hammer 08-07-2007 01:33 PM

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What can I say? We couldn't keep our hands off each other. She's a very friendly girl.

spazlabz 08-07-2007 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791087)
What can I say? We couldn't keep our hands off each other. She's a very friendly girl.

I wonder if a crumpled up dollar bill, 2 dimes, 3 pennies, four nickles and a piece of pocket lint is enough for me to go to the next show! :)


spaz

softball 08-07-2007 06:36 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 791088)
I wonder if a crumpled up dollar bill, 2 dimes, 3 pennies, four nickles and a piece of pocket lint is enough for me to go to the next show! :)


spaz

No, but it is enough to join a certain Canadian girl's website, I hear.

bluemoney 08-07-2007 07:03 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Thought #1 “I now understand why GonZo doesn’t post pics”

Thought #2 “Goddamn that’s a nice ass”!

softball 08-07-2007 07:12 PM

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Here's what that ass needs.....
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/601799/the_super_wedgie/

trishauptown 08-07-2007 09:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 790964)
I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

I think many will disagree with you and rhetorical.....the g-string and the t-back will never go out of style.........there were plenty of girls wearing them.

trishauptown 08-07-2007 09:14 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790996)
Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Thank ya hammer!!!

trishauptown 08-07-2007 09:16 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bluemoney (Post 791142)
Thought #1 “I now understand why GonZo doesn’t post pics”

Thought #2 “Goddamn that’s a nice ass”!

Thank Ya Babe!!!! BTW.....still working on the pics.

Jace 08-07-2007 09:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown (Post 791152)
I think many will disagree with you and rhetorical.....the g-string and the t-back will never go out of style.........there were plenty of girls wearing them.

well, I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the way I see it

I like clothing on girls that accentuates the girls figure and makes them look sexy because the combination of the clothing and figure compliments each other...the issues I always had with tbacks, g strings, etc is that it is basically the attention whore of the clothing rack, it is what girls wear when they can't get creative enough to pick out something out that flatters their figure more....in other words they are the easy choices

I sound totally gay I know, but items of clothing like that don't flatter the figure at all, they just scream look at me!

I have a hot wife and I have fucked hundreds of girls in my life, so I am now at a point when I am really picky about what I like....which is pretty rare in a guy, most guys see skin and their brain stops, I usually find my self critiquing more than anything these days

anyway, I guess my pain killers have kicked in cause I am rambling...LOL

trishauptown 08-07-2007 09:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 791156)
well, I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the way I see it

I like clothing on girls that accentuates the girls figure and makes them look sexy because the combination of the clothing and figure compliments each other...the issues I always had with tbacks, g strings, etc is that it is basically the attention whore of the clothing rack, it is what girls wear when they can't get creative enough to pick out something out that flatters their figure more....in other words they are the easy choices

I sound totally gay I know, but items of clothing like that don't flatter the figure at all, they just scream look at me!

I have a hot wife and I have fucked hundreds of girls in my life, so I am now at a point when I am really picky about what I like....which is pretty rare in a guy, most guys see skin and their brain stops, I usually find my self critiquing more than anything these days

anyway, I guess my pain killers have kicked in cause I am rambling...LOL

But dont you hate tan lines............

Hell Puppy 08-07-2007 09:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown (Post 791157)
But dont you hate tan lines............

I dont mind tan lines....follow 'em like a road map...

Toby 08-07-2007 09:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown (Post 791157)
But dont you hate tan lines............

I can't speak for Jace, but I think tanlines can be very sexy.

Jace 08-07-2007 09:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown (Post 791157)
But dont you hate tan lines............

not really, I actually LOVE tan lines

i actually like it either way

I hate tan lines on myself, but can find them very sexy on women

softball 08-07-2007 09:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 791162)
not really, I actually LOVE tan lines

i actually like it either way

I hate tan lines on myself, but can find them very sexy on women

Guys love tan lines. Guys love panties. Girls like this Trisha person don't get it. That is why her site.....for me....is boring as stink. But hey what do I know. The big ass picture...well those are a dime a dozen. Girl, you are BORING. I hope this helps you in your future endeavours because it seems that it is just not me that is calling you out. If you can't think like a man, then you will never...and I stand by this....make more than a 100K a year which, in porn, is pathetic. Here's lookin' at you kid.

Jace 08-07-2007 09:54 PM

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my personal favorite look as far as tan lines go is when girls go to the tanning bed naked a bunch of times and get a base tan, then they wear their bikini for a few days outside

so you have the tan lines that are actually tan, and the rest of you which is VERY tan

softball 08-07-2007 09:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 791169)
my personal favorite look as far as tan lines go is when girls go to the tanning bed naked a bunch of times and get a base tan, then they wear their bikini for a few days outside

so you have the tan lines that are actually tan, and the rest of you which is VERY tan

Less is more. You can take that to the bank.

Hammer 08-07-2007 10:14 PM

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What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.

Jace 08-07-2007 10:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791180)
What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.

so you are saying porn people don't need to have style? hehe

Hammer 08-07-2007 10:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 791183)
so you are saying porn people don't need to have style? hehe

Nope, I'm saying that at a porn convention, it doesn't really matter. Most of the guys are hoping they'll get completely naked anyway.

Personally I don't care, because most of the chicks at the conventions aren't all that and we look at naked chicks all day, so the only guys that are really impressed are newbies or fans that paid the $250 to ogle the chicks, but Trisha is just trying to make a buck.

You got pissed in the thread on GFY because some people made negative comments about your attempt to promote your blog, and yet you have no problem critiquing what Trisha wore at the convention, even though she clearly never asked for your opinion.

bluemoney 08-07-2007 10:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown (Post 791154)
Thank Ya Babe!!!! BTW.....still working on the pics.

Keep me posted :yowsa:

softball 08-07-2007 10:29 PM

Re: Rhetorical this is for you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791180)
What is it with you fashion police? It was a porn convention for Christ's sake, not a fashion show.

Nothing to do with fashion. Hell, I make my living out of retro. But when some chick sticks her ass in my face in a worn out old thong that should have died ten years ago, I kind of tell it like it is. She has a great ass and no taste. I find it boring as stink. Great asses are what....lets see....400 bucks a day. All day long. So what is the big deal? I mean this in the best possible taste.

Jace 08-07-2007 10:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 791186)
Nope, I'm saying that at a porn convention, it doesn't really matter. Most of the guys are hoping they'll get completely naked anyway.

Personally I don't care, because most of the chicks at the conventions aren't all that and we look at naked chicks all day, so the only guys that are really impressed are newbies or fans that paid the $250 to ogle the chicks, but Trisha is just trying to make a buck.

You got pissed in the thread on GFY because some people made negative comments about your attempt to promote your blog, and yet you have no problem critiquing what Trisha wore at the convention, even though she clearly never asked for your opinion.

trisha is a VERY old friend of ours (going on 8 years now I believe) and I was under the impression we were just making conversation, sorry if you took it another way

and i never got pissed on gfy, as I said over there, shit like that makes me laugh because it is something you can ALWAY count on

softball 08-07-2007 10:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 791195)
trisha is a VERY old friend of ours (going on 8 years now I believe) and I was under the impression we were just making conversation, sorry if you took it another way

and i never got pissed on gfy, as I said over there, shit like that makes me laugh because it is something you can ALWAY count on

curiouser and curiouser. So you have a vested interest in this girl. No wonder you are promoting her around here. Hmmmmm. But I always suspected there was an ulterior motive in your posts. Nice try. Pitch another vanilla web girl.


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