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Old 08-07-2007   #1
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Default Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown

She doesn't just have a nice ass. She's a very sweet girl.

I just keep hoping that if I tell her she has a nice ass, she'll hold it against me... again.
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She doesn't just have a nice ass. She's a very sweet girl.

I just keep hoping that if I tell her she has a nice ass, she'll hold it against me... again.
Don't do it. Her ass is just bait. You know...hook, line and ......well you know the rest.
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I... must... resist... I... must... Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I'm old and if I had the chance to tap that ass, I'd do it at least twice.
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I... must... resist... I... must... Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I'm old and if I had the chance to tap that ass, I'd do it at least twice.
Hammer, I am old and that shit is just the devil. I would do it, but it would just be an audition.
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Old 08-08-2007   #5
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Default Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown

Too Funny!!!
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Too Funny!!!
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I... must... resist... I... must... Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I'm old and if I had the chance to tap that ass, I'd do it at least twice.
Twice?! Sheesh... I think I need new vitamins!
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Hammer, I suggest you look at one of my quotes in my sig for inspiration.

Trisha, I already have an ex-wife so it would be less messy all around.
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too funny!!!!!!
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