Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
 

I knew you would appreciate another Uptown kid appreciation thread. :whistling

Now, if we can just figure out what to do with her boyfriend, that sweet round beautiful ass can be all mine.

Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
 

Don't do it. It is approaching its sell by date and you will regret this hasty decision.

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I admit it is pretty hasty, but she let me rub my ball on her pussy and then she hypnotized me while I squeezing behind her at the bar. Now I have an uncontrollable desire to worship her ass. :wnw:

Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
 

Damn good thing it was only one ball or you would have been toast. Stay away from the light.

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Follow the light..........follow the light..............

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cool post sweetheart. Insightful. Thougtful. It really does engender the best that porn girls have to offer. Kind of like the big ass old time bikini shot. I assume you have big hair curlers and a moped as well. Follow the light girl.

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Oh and one more thing, when the consensus is that your only talent is having a perfect ass is your mark in life, then you might consider what it is you do for a living. A gift of nature is not a talent. It is pure luck.

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She doesn't just have a nice ass. She's a very sweet girl.

I just keep hoping that if I tell her she has a nice ass, she'll hold it against me... again.

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Don't do it. Her ass is just bait. You know...hook, line and ......well you know the rest.

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I... must... resist... I... must... Oh who the fuck am I kidding? I'm old and if I had the chance to tap that ass, I'd do it at least twice.

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Hammer, I am old and that shit is just the devil. I would do it, but it would just be an audition.

Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
 

Too Funny!!!

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LOL!

tempted!

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Twice?! Sheesh... I think I need new vitamins!

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Hammer, I suggest you look at one of my quotes in my sig for inspiration.

Trisha, I already have an ex-wife so it would be less messy all around. :yowsa: :okthumb:

Re: Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown
 

too funny!!!!!!