Rhetorical, I'm leaving my wife for Trisha Uptown

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Don't do it. It is approaching its sell by date and you will regret this hasty decision.

I admit it is pretty hasty, but she let me rub my ball on her pussy and then she hypnotized me while I squeezing behind her at the bar. Now I have an uncontrollable desire to worship her ass.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I admit it is pretty hasty, but she let me rub my ball on her pussy and then she hypnotized me while I squeezing behind her at the bar. Now I have an uncontrollable desire to worship her ass.

Damn good thing it was only one ball or you would have been toast. Stay away from the light.

[trishauptown]

Follow the light..........follow the light..............

[softball]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

Follow the light..........follow the light..............

cool post sweetheart. Insightful. Thougtful. It really does engender the best that porn girls have to offer. Kind of like the big ass old time bikini shot. I assume you have big hair curlers and a moped as well. Follow the light girl.

[softball]

Oh and one more thing, when the consensus is that your only talent is having a perfect ass is your mark in life, then you might consider what it is you do for a living. A gift of nature is not a talent. It is pure luck.

[Hammer]

She doesn't just have a nice ass. She's a very sweet girl.

I just keep hoping that if I tell her she has a nice ass, she'll hold it against me... again.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

She doesn't just have a nice ass. She's a very sweet girl.

I just keep hoping that if I tell her she has a nice ass, she'll hold it against me... again.

Don't do it. Her ass is just bait. You know...hook, line and ......well you know the rest.