Rhetorical this is for you

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Trisha Uptown.

She let me wipe my balls on her pussy for luck.

Sarettah, same thing I thought.

Ah, I shoulda known that. A nineties relic bikini and all. That girl follows the trends. LMFAO. I thought it was a mid west tourist who stumbled out of a Winnebago.

[Forest]

man i need to get me a pair of those orange crocs

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Forest

man i need to get me a pair of those orange crocs

Don't be a dweeb and get a pair that are two sizes too big though.

[Forest]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Don't be a dweeb and get a pair that are two sizes too big though.

i prefer one size too small

makes my feet look thexy

[spazlabz]

Fashion criticisms aside, she does have a nice ass

wheres the pics of Vittoria?


spaz

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

Fashion criticisms aside, she does have a nice ass

It's definitely nice, and you should feel it. All smooth and soft and firm at the same time.

[gonzo]

She really is one of the nicest women in this business.

Id like to see her personal site do well.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's definitely nice, and you should feel it. All smooth and soft and firm at the same time.

LOL Shitting Vulture was correct........ you ARE a dick LOL

freaking bragger!!!


spaz

[Jace]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

A nineties relic bikini and all. That girl follows the trends.

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Jace

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

Yeah, I got rid of mine.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Yeah, I got rid of mine.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

[Hammer]

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Your not gonna bring your wife in this again? are ya?

[Jace]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

you're too easy

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Jace

you're too easy

I'm old.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

I kind of, sort of, maybe agree with the the hot chick comment, but dude, what were you drinking?

Edit: I just saw your last post...you are if that girl turns your crank. Or maybe, not old enough.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I kind of, sort of, maybe agree with the the hot chick comment, but dude, what were you drinking?

Fiji water.

[trishauptown]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Any suit that exposes most or all of a hot chick's ass is just fine with me.

Thank ya hammer!!!

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

Well in the past year, I have been on the Cote d'Azure, Ipanema and Copacabana, and this shit has disappeared. That should tell this chick something. Hey, but trailer trash sells. Who am I to argue with commerce? But if I was this girl, I would stash that trash with my big hair curlers.

[trishauptown]

Originally Posted by Jace

I do agree with you there, t-back bikinis weren't a good fashion when they were "in"....much less these days

I think many will disagree with you and rhetorical.....the g-string and the t-back will never go out of style.........there were plenty of girls wearing them.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

I think many will disagree with you and rhetorical.....the g-string and the t-back will never go out of style.........there were plenty of girls wearing them.

well, I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the way I see it

I like clothing on girls that accentuates the girls figure and makes them look sexy because the combination of the clothing and figure compliments each other...the issues I always had with tbacks, g strings, etc is that it is basically the attention whore of the clothing rack, it is what girls wear when they can't get creative enough to pick out something out that flatters their figure more....in other words they are the easy choices

I sound totally gay I know, but items of clothing like that don't flatter the figure at all, they just scream look at me!

I have a hot wife and I have fucked hundreds of girls in my life, so I am now at a point when I am really picky about what I like....which is pretty rare in a guy, most guys see skin and their brain stops, I usually find my self critiquing more than anything these days

anyway, I guess my pain killers have kicked in cause I am rambling...LOL

[trishauptown]

Originally Posted by Jace

well, I know this is going to sound horrible, but this is the way I see it

I like clothing on girls that accentuates the girls figure and makes them look sexy because the combination of the clothing and figure compliments each other...the issues I always had with tbacks, g strings, etc is that it is basically the attention whore of the clothing rack, it is what girls wear when they can't get creative enough to pick out something out that flatters their figure more....in other words they are the easy choices

I sound totally gay I know, but items of clothing like that don't flatter the figure at all, they just scream look at me!

I have a hot wife and I have fucked hundreds of girls in my life, so I am now at a point when I am really picky about what I like....which is pretty rare in a guy, most guys see skin and their brain stops, I usually find my self critiquing more than anything these days

anyway, I guess my pain killers have kicked in cause I am rambling...LOL

But dont you hate tan lines............

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

But dont you hate tan lines............

I dont mind tan lines....follow 'em like a road map...

[Toby]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

But dont you hate tan lines............

I can't speak for Jace, but I think tanlines can be very sexy.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

But dont you hate tan lines............

not really, I actually LOVE tan lines

i actually like it either way

I hate tan lines on myself, but can find them very sexy on women

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

not really, I actually LOVE tan lines

i actually like it either way

I hate tan lines on myself, but can find them very sexy on women

Guys love tan lines. Guys love panties. Girls like this Trisha person don't get it. That is why her site.....for me....is boring as stink. But hey what do I know. The big ass picture...well those are a dime a dozen. Girl, you are BORING. I hope this helps you in your future endeavours because it seems that it is just not me that is calling you out. If you can't think like a man, then you will never...and I stand by this....make more than a 100K a year which, in porn, is pathetic. Here's lookin' at you kid.

[Forest]

Originally Posted by trishauptown

But dont you hate tan lines............

i actually love tan lines

sexy

[softball]

Originally Posted by Forest

i actually love tan lines

sexy

If you don't love tan lines, you are prolly a homo sexual. Trish does not get this.