What Makes 100%?

[Nymph]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder About those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
isn't that a coincedence?

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!

[softball]

Originally Posted by Nymph

This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder About those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
isn't that a coincedence?

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!

Well around here there is a whole lot of bullshit and not a lot of asskissing. What does that mean?

[Footman]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Well around here there is a whole lot of bullshit and not a lot of asskissing. What does that mean?

Bullshit is still better than average...

[Jace]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Well around here there is a whole lot of bullshit and not a lot of asskissing. What does that mean?

[Rcourt64]

[softball]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

yawn

[zand_stein]

it's cool... attitude...

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

yawn

Don't be yawning at my boobies, just cuz you ain't got boobies to play with. it ain' my fault you lost a good set of boobies.

But here ya go bro...




Just cuz I'm feelin for ya man,
I can only image what it must feel like to lose the only pair of nice boobies ya ever had rhetorical.

[Nymph]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

You horn dog

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

It means "please do not hotlink images"????? wtf?

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Well around here there is a whole lot of bullshit and not a lot of asskissing. What does that mean?

The same thing it means down on the farm. If you're not dressed for it, then watch where you step.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Toby

The same thing it means down on the farm. If you're not dressed for it, then watch where you step.

I'm a big city kid. I just make sure I wear smooth soled shoes.