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Nymph 07-24-2007 08:51 PM
What Makes 100%?
 
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder About those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
isn't that a coincedence?

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!

softball 07-24-2007 08:59 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 789890)
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder About those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
isn't that a coincedence?

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!
Well around here there is a whole lot of bullshit and not a lot of asskissing. What does that mean?

Footman 07-24-2007 09:08 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 789892)
Well around here there is a whole lot of bullshit and not a lot of asskissing. What does that mean?
Bullshit is still better than average...

Jace 07-24-2007 09:38 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 789892)
Well around here there is a whole lot of bullshit and not a lot of asskissing. What does that mean?
http://www.birdchick.com/uploaded_im...nny-700497.jpg

Rcourt64 07-24-2007 09:42 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 

softball 07-24-2007 10:53 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace (Post 789899)
It means "please do not hotlink images"????? wtf?

softball 07-24-2007 10:54 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 789900)
yawn

zand_stein 07-25-2007 01:21 AM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
it's cool... attitude...:okthumb:

Nymph 07-25-2007 05:49 AM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 789900)
You horn dog :bleh01:

Toby 07-25-2007 06:50 AM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 789892)
Well around here there is a whole lot of bullshit and not a lot of asskissing. What does that mean?
The same thing it means down on the farm. If you're not dressed for it, then watch where you step. :okthumb:

softball 07-25-2007 10:25 AM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby (Post 789950)
The same thing it means down on the farm. If you're not dressed for it, then watch where you step. :okthumb:
I'm a big city kid. I just make sure I wear smooth soled shoes.

Rcourt64 07-25-2007 11:02 AM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 789909)
yawn
:nono2: Don't be yawning at my boobies, just cuz you ain't got boobies to play with. :hmph: it ain' my fault you lost a good set of boobies.

But here ya go bro...;)

http://www.imallboobs.com/imall2.jpg


Just cuz I'm feelin for ya man,
I can only image what it must feel like to lose the only pair of nice boobies ya ever had rhetorical. :(

softball 07-25-2007 11:07 AM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 789975)
:nono2: Don't be yawning at my boobies, just cuz you ain't got boobies to play with. :hmph: it ain' my fault you lost a good set of boobies.

But here ya go bro...;)

http://www.imallboobs.com/imall2.jpg


Just cuz I'm feelin for ya man,
I can only image what it must feel like to lose the only pair of nice boobies ya ever had rhetorical. :(
You are joking, right? LMFAO

Rcourt64 07-25-2007 12:18 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 789976)
You are joking, right? LMFAO
Joking?
Don't play coy man, you know you miss and wanna squeeze them 32DD.
I bet you totally forgot what those Big Mumbo Jumbos feel like huh?
Don't sweat it bro, we're all sympathizing for your loss of the blond boudacious tata's. All ya got left are sketches :(

Attention Board...
Please refrain from saying the "S" word here at Oprano, I feel its just to much for the man to handle

Footman 07-25-2007 01:40 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Those are some very nice Ta Ta's :yowsa:

Rcourt64 07-25-2007 04:41 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Footman (Post 789988)
Those are some very nice Ta Ta's :yowsa:
HELL YA! She's a cute little petite babe, and she has cute feet too man,
Its just that she got the IQ of a peanut, So her and rhetorical do real good sexually and mentally :okthumb:

Besides, its a good way to shut rhetorical up from talking all that smack he's been laying out here the past few day. He got real quite all of a sudden, no smart ass crap coming outta his mouth now. LOL

softball 07-25-2007 07:57 PM
Re: What Makes 100%?
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 789996)
HELL YA! She's a cute little petite babe, and she has cute feet too man,
Its just that she got the IQ of a peanut, So her and rhetorical do real good sexually and mentally :okthumb:

Besides, its a good way to shut rhetorical up from talking all that smack he's been laying out here the past few day. He got real quite all of a sudden, no smart ass crap coming outta his mouth now. LOL
LOL, I have been shooting tits and ass all day long, dude. You can say the s word if you like, it might set off board tracker, which is why I don't mention it anymore. I pointed out the bullshit. I predicted the result. It happened. I don't care any more.
I just love the smell of napalm in the morning....
This is who I was shooting today if y'all still wanna see pretty girls


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