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Old 06-17-2006   #1
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Default Re: Webmaster outsourcing

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Originally Posted by fusionx
lol - I learned that lesson!
Im sure the sig whore's boardtracker are all going off. Just think before monday you will have all sorts of... responses for you to "hit them up".

Every project Ive outsourced to any company in that country goes something like this...

First 3 weeks...excellent. Fast and furious service and worth what you pay for it.

2nd Month - Im sorry My hard drive crashed. Would you like to rent server space so that I have a back up of all your work?

- Sorry. I didnt get your email. Can you resend to this address.

- Its a holiday here I wont be in the office for the next 3 days.

3rd month
-Sorry I didnt get your email with the changes. Can you resend to this address?

-I have to take my sister to the hospital today I wont be able to do those changes.

-My computer has a virus. Would you like to rent server space so that I can have a back up of all your work?

-Its a holiday here I will be out of the office for 2 days.

4th month
-Some one stole my computer with all of your work on it. Would you like to rent server space so I can have a back up of all your work?

-My grandmother died. I will be out of the office today.

-Its a festival here all week. I wont be in the office.

-Sorry our office email isnt working. I didnt recieve the changes and my ICQ is offline.

How close is this to your experience?
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Old 06-18-2006   #2
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Default Re: Webmaster outsourcing

Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo
Im sure the sig whore's boardtracker are all going off. Just think before monday you will have all sorts of... responses for you to "hit them up".

Every project Ive outsourced to any company in that country goes something like this...

First 3 weeks...excellent. Fast and furious service and worth what you pay for it.

2nd Month - Im sorry My hard drive crashed. Would you like to rent server space so that I have a back up of all your work?

- Sorry. I didnt get your email. Can you resend to this address.

- Its a holiday here I wont be in the office for the next 3 days.

3rd month
-Sorry I didnt get your email with the changes. Can you resend to this address?

-I have to take my sister to the hospital today I wont be able to do those changes.

-My computer has a virus. Would you like to rent server space so that I can have a back up of all your work?

-Its a holiday here I will be out of the office for 2 days.

4th month
-Some one stole my computer with all of your work on it. Would you like to rent server space so I can have a back up of all your work?

-My grandmother died. I will be out of the office today.

-Its a festival here all week. I wont be in the office.

-Sorry our office email isnt working. I didnt recieve the changes and my ICQ is offline.

How close is this to your experience?
I think I scared off Carina.


Or it could just be a holiday.
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Old 06-18-2006   #3
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Default Re: Webmaster outsourcing

I'd say Gonzo nailed it and not just with Phillipine outsource designers, but with all of them I've dealt with, no matter where they are from.

Disclaimer: When I say 'outsource' I'm DO NOT mean 'freelance'. There's a difference.
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Old 06-19-2006   #4
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Default Re: Webmaster outsourcing

Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo
Im sure the sig whore's boardtracker are all going off. Just think before monday you will have all sorts of... responses for you to "hit them up".

Every project Ive outsourced to any company in that country goes something like this...

First 3 weeks...excellent. Fast and furious service and worth what you pay for it.

2nd Month - Im sorry My hard drive crashed. Would you like to rent server space so that I have a back up of all your work?

- Sorry. I didnt get your email. Can you resend to this address.

- Its a holiday here I wont be in the office for the next 3 days.

3rd month
-Sorry I didnt get your email with the changes. Can you resend to this address?

-I have to take my sister to the hospital today I wont be able to do those changes.

-My computer has a virus. Would you like to rent server space so that I can have a back up of all your work?

-Its a holiday here I will be out of the office for 2 days.

4th month
-Some one stole my computer with all of your work on it. Would you like to rent server space so I can have a back up of all your work?

-My grandmother died. I will be out of the office today.

-Its a festival here all week. I wont be in the office.

-Sorry our office email isnt working. I didnt recieve the changes and my ICQ is offline.

How close is this to your experience?
LMFAO!!!
oh my gawd that is sooooo true
I also had one spring an unmentioned wife on me who just had a baby = a week off
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