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Old 01-12-2006   #1
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jesus, those fun bags are fucking huge
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is that a problem?
not for me, but it will be for her when she hits about 45-50 years old
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is that wierd, most men see a sexual thing in boobs, i look at the practical side of things?

Most men think of titty fucking or jiggling them, I imagine all the back problems she will eventually have
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we have the first gay post of the new year
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haha, well, this is already common knowledge
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you think she idolizes Pamela Anderson a bit too much?
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you think she idolizes Pamela Anderson a bit too much?

I was thinking the same thing.
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is that wierd, most men see a sexual thing in boobs, i look at the practical side of things?

Most men think of titty fucking or jiggling them, I imagine all the back problems she will eventually have

wow your wife must be proud or embrassed! lol

Serious tho think about what you said:

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not for me, but it will be for her when she hits about 45-50 years old
Every part of her body could sag to her knees but anything that has been injected will stay put. Now imagine that??? lol- ok now your statement rings true but for different reasons.
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wow your wife must be proud or embrassed! lol

Serious tho think about what you said:



Every part of her body could sag to her knees but anything that has been injected will stay put. Now imagine that??? lol- ok now your statement rings true but for different reasons.
my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew
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oh, and strip clubs to me are just a place to go drink...i can't stand them usually though
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my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew
Are you really a male??
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oh, and strip clubs to me are just a place to go drink...i can't stand them usually though

That I can understand. I used to bounce in a strip club and people would come up and say "Man, you've got a great job" and I would be like "Yeah, whatever." as it's really just a different kind of bar with more expensive drinks. LOL
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haha, yeah....at least last I checked
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my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew
You'd make a good slave.

Tell me.. do you bring her coffee in bed? Who cleans the house?
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You'd make a good slave.

Tell me.. do you bring her coffee in bed? Who cleans the house?
we both clean the house, I do the cooking though just because of my ex-chef career.

here is a funny one though, i love musicals and she like cheesy comedies
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