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Winetalk.com 01-12-2006 09:22 AM
Paris Hilton?
 
New and Improved?

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre.../pb/z04617.htm

:)

LittleC 01-12-2006 09:24 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
haha thats funny !

Jace 01-12-2006 09:32 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
jesus, those fun bags are fucking huge

Winetalk.com 01-12-2006 09:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace
jesus, those fun bags are fucking huge
is that a problem?

Jace 01-12-2006 09:37 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
is that a problem?
not for me, but it will be for her when she hits about 45-50 years old

Vick 01-12-2006 09:37 AM
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..."silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices"

Jace 01-12-2006 09:38 AM
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is that wierd, most men see a sexual thing in boobs, i look at the practical side of things?

Most men think of titty fucking or jiggling them, I imagine all the back problems she will eventually have

sarettah 01-12-2006 10:19 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace
is that wierd, most men see a sexual thing in boobs, i look at the practical side of things?

Most men think of titty fucking or jiggling them, I imagine all the back problems she will eventually have

Your inner woman tends to be closer to the surface then most :yowsa:

grimm 01-12-2006 10:20 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
we have the first gay post of the new year :)

Winetalk.com 01-12-2006 10:29 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by grimm
we have the first gay post of the new year :)
Blame it on bush!

JoesHO 01-12-2006 10:41 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
got lube?

Jace 01-12-2006 10:49 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah
Your inner woman tends to be closer to the surface then most :yowsa:
haha, well, this is already common knowledge :)

TheLegacy 01-12-2006 11:00 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
you think she idolizes Pamela Anderson a bit too much?

Winetalk.com 01-12-2006 11:02 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoesHO1
got lube?

I second this motion
;)

TheEnforcer 01-12-2006 11:08 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLegacy
you think she idolizes Pamela Anderson a bit too much?

I was thinking the same thing. :okthumb:

Dianna Vesta 01-12-2006 11:30 AM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace
is that wierd, most men see a sexual thing in boobs, i look at the practical side of things?

Most men think of titty fucking or jiggling them, I imagine all the back problems she will eventually have

:hmm: wow your wife must be proud or embrassed! lol

Serious tho think about what you said:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace
not for me, but it will be for her when she hits about 45-50 years old
Every part of her body could sag to her knees but anything that has been injected will stay put. Now imagine that??? lol- ok now your statement rings true but for different reasons.

Jace 01-12-2006 11:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta
:hmm: wow your wife must be proud or embrassed! lol

Serious tho think about what you said:



Every part of her body could sag to her knees but anything that has been injected will stay put. Now imagine that??? lol- ok now your statement rings true but for different reasons.
my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew

Jace 01-12-2006 11:33 AM
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oh, and strip clubs to me are just a place to go drink...i can't stand them usually though

TheEnforcer 01-12-2006 12:16 PM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace
my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew
Are you really a male?? :scratchin

TheEnforcer 01-12-2006 12:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace
oh, and strip clubs to me are just a place to go drink...i can't stand them usually though

That I can understand. I used to bounce in a strip club and people would come up and say "Man, you've got a great job" and I would be like "Yeah, whatever." as it's really just a different kind of bar with more expensive drinks. LOL

Jace 01-12-2006 12:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
Are you really a male?? :scratchin
haha, yeah....at least last I checked

Dianna Vesta 01-12-2006 12:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jace
my wife likes that I have a feminine side...shit, think about it...i hate sports, i sympathize for her when it is that time of the month, i can dress myself and I hate "boys night out"...LOL

as for the visual on the sagging....ew
You'd make a good slave.

Tell me.. do you bring her coffee in bed? Who cleans the house?

Jace 01-12-2006 12:30 PM
Re: Paris Hilton?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta
You'd make a good slave.

Tell me.. do you bring her coffee in bed? Who cleans the house?
we both clean the house, I do the cooking though just because of my ex-chef career.

here is a funny one though, i love musicals and she like cheesy comedies


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