Red, I want to see you naked !!!

sarettah · 11-13-2005

It is absolutely haunting me dammit

Trev · 11-13-2005

Didn't you get my email?

Lisa · 11-13-2005

Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate.

Red · 11-13-2005

What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?

Trev · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?

A remake of the wizard of oz with a kinky twist... ?

Red · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

A remake of the wizard of oz with a kinky twist... ?

you are so twisted.

Trev · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

you are so twisted.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Red · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why do I not doubt that?

TheEnforcer · 11-13-2005

I just want photo of Red with no nudity needed. There IS a thread for that right now you know... :>)))

sudden · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

I just want photo of Red with no nudity needed. There IS a thread for that right now you know... :>)))

Why do you go about telling people (well, of the female gender) that you
dont need to see nudity? Are you dumb, gay or
all of the above?

))

sarettah · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate.

Was that a burn ? Or supposed to be a burn ?

I gots nothing to hide baby

sarettah · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?

Yours is not to reason why....

Lisa · 11-13-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

I gots nothing to hide baby

And that's what we are ALL afraid of.

Sin · 11-13-2005

LOL
I can't decide which part of this thread I like better... lol

sarettah · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Lisa

And that's what we are ALL afraid of.

You should know by now to not dare me I would think

Sin · 11-13-2005

Sounded more like her pleading you to "Please not" than daring you

sarettah · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

Sounded more like her pleading you to "Please not" than daring you

And the difference is ?

PornoDoggy · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

And the difference is ?

That would have been my exact response.

That should scare one of us.

Timon · 11-13-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

That would have been my exact response.

That should scare one of us.

Small minds think alike

Dravyk · 11-14-2005

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate.

hahahahahahaha!!

Oh yeah! Points for that burn, baby!

Dravyk · 11-14-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Was that a burn ? Or supposed to be a burn ?

I gots nothing to hide baby

Yes you do. Keep it in your pants, pops!

Newton · 11-14-2005

Make him sweat Red, tease him until he can't take it anymore ..then carry on

MorganGrayson · 11-14-2005

I wish you people would keep your hands off my bitch.

Neener, neener, guys!

I actually *have* seen photos of Red. Fully clothed, but holyhelldamnation - the woman's got a rack you have to see to be fully astounded by. Why that little munchkin doesn't tip right over defies all laws of physics!

el pres · 11-14-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I wish you people would keep your hands off my bitch.

Neener, neener, guys!

I actually *have* seen photos of Red. Fully clothed, but holyhelldamnation - the woman's got a rack you have to see to be fully astounded by. Why that little munchkin doesn't tip right over defies all laws of physics!

Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.

Trev · 11-14-2005

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Originally Posted by el pres

Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.

Again I find myself seconding you

el pres · 11-14-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Again I find myself seconding you

Scary eh!

MorganGrayson · 11-14-2005

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Originally Posted by el pres

Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.

I find the peasants revolting already.

Red · 11-15-2005

All right, that's it. No matter how sick I am, I will not spend the day in bed and away from my computer. I can't leave you people alone for a minute.

Morgan, the pic you saw was taken 5 years and 30 pounds ago, and since I've never been one for photo's in the first place, I really don't have any newer ones to scan.

TheEnforcer · 11-15-2005

That's ok Red. I'm sure that pic will do! :>)

MorganGrayson · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

All right, that's it. No matter how sick I am, I will not spend the day in bed and away from my computer. I can't leave you people alone for a minute.

Morgan, the pic you saw was taken 5 years and 30 pounds ago, and since I've never been one for photo's in the first place, I really don't have any newer ones to scan.

Sweetie, never in the history of human anatomy has putting *on* weight made the bosomies *smaller.* All that means is you can now catch a cool breeze and put out an eye in the next room.

Red · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Sweetie, never in the history of human anatomy has putting *on* weight made the bosomies *smaller.* All that means is you can now catch a cool breeze and put out an eye in the next room.

unfortunately the weight has distibuted istelf to parts lower than the boobs.

Red · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

That's ok Red. I'm sure that pic will do! :>)

ok, this was me at 45.

Trev · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

ok, this was me at 45.

I don't see a pic

Red · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

I don't see a pic

I didn't realize the file didn't load because it was too large. all fixed.

Trev · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

I didn't realize the file didn't load because it was too large. all fixed.

I'm not surprised it was too big, there must be 60k in each breast

TheEnforcer · 11-15-2005

Great pic Red! :>))

Dravyk · 11-15-2005

Now that's a manwich!

MorganGrayson · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

unfortunately the weight has distibuted istelf to parts lower than the boobs.

All *that* means is that Serge will now give you money!!!!

sarettah · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

ok, this was me at 45.

Are you taller standing or lying down ?

Red · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Are you taller standing or lying down ?

HEY

You're not allowed to make fun. You started this whole thing.

You'd better watch yourself or I'll just punch straight out and turn you into the Oprano soprano.

Do you realize that I haven't seen my feet since I was 16?
When I enter a room, people say hello to me 10 minutes before they see my face.
The government has requested that I nurse small third world countries.

It ain't easy I tell ya.

Dravyk · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

HEY

You're not allowed to make fun. You started this whole thing.

You'd better watch yourself or I'll just punch straight out and turn you into the Oprano soprano.

Do you realize that I haven't seen my feet since I was 16?
When I enter a room, people say hello to me 10 minutes before they see my face.
The government has requested that I nurse small third world countries.

It ain't easy I tell ya.

ROTFL!

I think that's the funniest post you've ever made, Red!

Red · 11-15-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

ROTFL!

I think that's the funniest post you've ever made, Red!

Thanks Dravyk. Actually those were some of the lines I used when I was doing stand up and acting during the 70's.

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