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sarettah

11-13-2005 07:49 PM

Red, I want to see you naked !!!

It is absolutely haunting me dammit :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

Trev	11-13-2005 08:01 PM

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Didn't you get my email?

:yowsa:

Lisa	11-13-2005 08:12 PM

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Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate. :)

Red	11-13-2005 08:13 PM

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What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?

Trev	11-13-2005 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?

A remake of the wizard of oz with a kinky twist... ? :D

Red	11-13-2005 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

A remake of the wizard of oz with a kinky twist... ? :D

:biglaugh: you are so twisted.

Trev	11-13-2005 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

:biglaugh: you are so twisted.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you. ;)

Red	11-13-2005 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

You wouldn't believe me if I told you. ;)

Why do I not doubt that? ;)

TheEnforcer

11-13-2005 08:52 PM

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I just want photo of Red with no nudity needed. There IS a thread for that right now you know... :>)))

sudden

11-13-2005 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

I just want photo of Red with no nudity needed. There IS a thread for that right now you know... :>)))

Why do you go about telling people (well, of the female gender) that you
dont need to see nudity? Are you dumb, gay or
all of the above? :)))

sarettah

11-13-2005 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate. :)

Was that a burn ? Or supposed to be a burn ?

I gots nothing to hide baby :yowsa:

sarettah

11-13-2005 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?

Yours is not to reason why.... :rolleyes:

Lisa	11-13-2005 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

I gots nothing to hide baby :yowsa:

And that's what we are ALL afraid of. :)

Sin	11-13-2005 10:11 PM

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LOL
I can't decide which part of this thread I like better... lol

sarettah

11-13-2005 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

And that's what we are ALL afraid of. :)

You should know by now to not dare me I would think :rolleyes:

Sin	11-13-2005 10:36 PM

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Sounded more like her pleading you to "Please not" than daring you

sarettah

11-13-2005 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sin

Sounded more like her pleading you to "Please not" than daring you

And the difference is ? :blink:

PornoDoggy

11-13-2005 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

And the difference is ? :blink:

That would have been my exact response.

That should scare one of us.

Timon

11-13-2005 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

That would have been my exact response.

That should scare one of us.

Small minds think alike :p

Dravyk

11-14-2005 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate. :)

hahahahahahaha!!

Oh yeah! Points for that burn, baby! :burn:

Dravyk

11-14-2005 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Was that a burn ? Or supposed to be a burn ?

I gots nothing to hide baby :yowsa:

Yes you do. Keep it in your pants, pops! :p

Newton

11-14-2005 12:46 AM

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Make him sweat Red, tease him until he can't take it anymore ..then carry on :D

MorganGrayson

11-14-2005 01:53 PM

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I wish you people would keep your hands off my bitch. :mad:

Neener, neener, guys! :harhar01:

I actually *have* seen photos of Red. Fully clothed, but holyhelldamnation - the woman's got a rack you have to see to be fully astounded by. Why that little munchkin doesn't tip right over defies all laws of physics! :blink:

el pres

11-14-2005 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.

Trev	11-14-2005 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by el pres

Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.

Again I find myself seconding you ;)

el pres

11-14-2005 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

Again I find myself seconding you ;)

Scary eh!:okthumb:

MorganGrayson

11-14-2005 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by el pres

Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.

I find the peasants revolting already. ;)

Red	11-15-2005 10:03 AM

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All right, that's it. No matter how sick I am, I will not spend the day in bed and away from my computer. I can't leave you people alone for a minute.

Morgan, the pic you saw was taken 5 years and 30 pounds ago, and since I've never been one for photo's in the first place, I really don't have any newer ones to scan.

TheEnforcer

11-15-2005 11:30 AM

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That's ok Red. I'm sure that pic will do! :>)

MorganGrayson

11-15-2005 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

Sweetie, never in the history of human anatomy has putting *on* weight made the bosomies *smaller.* All that means is you can now catch a cool breeze and put out an eye in the next room. :)

Red	11-15-2005 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Sweetie, never in the history of human anatomy has putting *on* weight made the bosomies *smaller.* All that means is you can now catch a cool breeze and put out an eye in the next room. :)

:) unfortunately the weight has distibuted istelf to parts lower than the boobs.

Red	11-15-2005 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

That's ok Red. I'm sure that pic will do! :>)

ok, this was me at 45.

Trev	11-15-2005 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

ok, this was me at 45.

I don't see a pic :(

Red	11-15-2005 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Trev

I don't see a pic :(

I didn't realize the file didn't load because it was too large. all fixed.

Trev	11-15-2005 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

I didn't realize the file didn't load because it was too large. all fixed.

I'm not surprised it was too big, there must be 60k in each breast :yowsa:

:okthumb:

TheEnforcer

11-15-2005 02:28 PM

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Great pic Red! :>))

Dravyk

11-15-2005 02:46 PM

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Now that's a manwich! :groucho:

MorganGrayson

11-15-2005 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

:) unfortunately the weight has distibuted istelf to parts lower than the boobs.

All *that* means is that Serge will now give you money!!!! :okthumb:

sarettah

11-15-2005 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

ok, this was me at 45.

Are you taller standing or lying down ? :yowsa:

Red	11-15-2005 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Are you taller standing or lying down ? :yowsa:

HEY :bitchslap You're not allowed to make fun. You started this whole thing.

You'd better watch yourself or I'll just punch straight out and turn you into the Oprano soprano. :nutkick:

Do you realize that I haven't seen my feet since I was 16?
When I enter a room, people say hello to me 10 minutes before they see my face.
The government has requested that I nurse small third world countries.

It ain't easy I tell ya.

Dravyk

11-15-2005 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

ROTFL!

I think that's the funniest post you've ever made, Red! :clapping:

Red	11-15-2005 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

ROTFL!

I think that's the funniest post you've ever made, Red! :clapping:

Thanks Dravyk. Actually those were some of the lines I used when I was doing stand up and acting during the 70's. :)

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