Okay, about the points...

[selena]

it says mods can be bribed.

I'm a firm supporter of that type of thing.

So, mods, what bribery tactics are you most susceptible to?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by selena

it says mods can be bribed.

I'm a firm supporter of that type of thing.

So, mods, what bribery tactics are you most susceptible to?

Think knee pads

[selena]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Think knee pads

Oh, you have a gardening fetish? Cool.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by selena

Oh, you have a gardening fetish? Cool.

I was thinking bout something a little dirtier than a garden

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I was thinking bout something a little dirtier than a garden

A pig's mudhole?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

A pig's mudhole?

You shouldn't talk about Selena's privates that way, it ain't polite, ya know...

[PornoDoggy]

sarettah - geritol
dravyk - rogaine
the enforcer - shark repellant

[selena]

Originally Posted by sarettah

You shouldn't talk about Selena's privates that way, it ain't polite, ya know...

If I can figure out this award points thing, you get one for that!

[PornoDoggy]

Uh ... see the Add/Remove Points Link?


Oprano Points: Points: 70
Power: 1
selena will become famous soon enough
Add/Remove Oprano Points

Take the little mousey over to the little linky and clicky ...

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

sarettah - geritol
dravyk - rogaine
the enforcer - shark repellant

pornodoggy - hernia belt

[selena]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Uh ... see the Add/Remove Points Link?


Oprano Points: Points: 70
Power: 1
selena will become famous soon enough
Add/Remove Oprano Points

Take the little mousey over to the little linky and clicky ...

I figured it out all on my own, I did. sarettah is 1 point richer.

But I like the little mousey and little linky talk. It blends right in with when I talk about thingys. That is always lots of fun in the hardware store. I go in looking like a deer caught in headlights and stand there until some unsuspecting man offers to help me. Then *he* gets the deer in the headlights look after I explain "I need one of those thingys that goes over a part 'bout this big...I dunno what it is called...and it has those thread like thingys on it"

[PornoDoggy]

Pornodoggy has not been graced by his holine$$ to enter the kingdom of moddom.

Therefore, bribery will get you nowhere ...

[selena]

Why would The Enforcer want shark repellant?

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by selena

I figured it out all on my own, I did. sarettah is 1 point richer.

But I like the little mousey and little linky talk. It blends right in with when I talk about thingys. That is always lots of fun in the hardware store. I go in looking like a deer caught in headlights and stand there until some unsuspecting man offers to help me. Then *he* gets the deer in the headlights look after I explain "I need one of those thingys that goes over a part 'bout this big...I dunno what it is called...and it has those thread like thingys on it"

When my dad still worked behind the counter in the auto parts business, the one thing that always pissed him off was talking to a woman who was relaying questions and answers to a man. One Saturday (I'm guessing it was half-past beer thirty) he answered a series of questions about a water pump.

His last question to her was "Do you want that with water, or will you supply your own?" She dutifully asked her husband, and when he started laughing at her, she got all pissy with my dad, threatening to come in and chew him out in person.

About a half-hour later a woman squeezed through the door of the store. She stood about 6 foot and weighed about 350. She demaned to speak to my father; his boss managed to convince the woman that he'd gone home and was going to be fired for being unprofessional on the phone.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by selena

Why would The Enforcer want shark repellant?

Do an advanced search for "shark" by user "TheEnforcer" and scan the headers.

[selena]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

When my dad still worked behind the counter in the auto parts business, the one thing that always pissed him off was talking to a woman who was relaying questions and answers to a man. One Saturday (I'm guessing it was half-past beer thirty) he answered a series of questions about a water pump.

His last question to her was "Do you want that with water, or will you supply your own?" She dutifully asked her husband, and when he started laughing at her, she got all pissy with my dad, threatening to come in and chew him out in person.

About a half-hour later a woman squeezed through the door of the store. She stood about 6 foot and weighed about 350. She demaned to speak to my father; his boss managed to convince the woman that he'd gone home and was going to be fired for being unprofessional on the phone.

That is fuckin' priceless.

[selena]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Do an advanced search for "shark" by user "TheEnforcer" and scan the headers.

I am puttin' that on tomorrow's to do list. Because I am all kinds of curious now. Alas, my bed's lure is stronger than my curiousity's pull at the moment.

[ReighlynnRaine]

Originally Posted by selena

I am puttin' that on tomorrow's to do list. Because I am all kinds of curious now. Alas, my bed's lure is stronger than my curiousity's pull at the moment.

When you find out, let the rest of us know.

[PornoDoggy]

Anything I could say here could be construed as snarky ...

[ReighlynnRaine]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Anything I could say here could be construed as snarky ...

And suddenly that stops you because?

[PornoDoggy]

I'm trying to become a kinder, gentler PornoDoggy

[ReighlynnRaine]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I'm trying to become a kinder, gentler PornoDoggy

How's that working out for you?

[el pres]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I'm trying to become a kinder, gentler PornoDoggy

More like a loving puppy?

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

sarettah - geritol
dravyk - rogaine
the enforcer - shark repellant

Seriously though.. hmm.. Money is ALWAYS an acceptable bribe. The promise of a few lap dances while at a show (gotta go to one again eventually) might work.

Be creative and I'm sure you'll come up with something.....