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it says mods can be bribed.

I'm a firm supporter of that type of thing.

So, mods, what bribery tactics are you most susceptible to?

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Think knee pads :okthumb:

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Oh, you have a gardening fetish? Cool. :D

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I was thinking bout something a little dirtier than a garden :unsure:

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A pig's mudhole? :)

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You shouldn't talk about Selena's privates that way, it ain't polite, ya know...












:yowsa:

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sarettah - geritol
dravyk - rogaine
the enforcer - shark repellant

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:rofl:

If I can figure out this award points thing, you get one for that!

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Uh ... see the Add/Remove Points Link?


Oprano Points: Points: 70
Power: 1
selena will become famous soon enough
Add/Remove Oprano Points

Take the little mousey over to the little linky and clicky ...

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pornodoggy - hernia belt http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/nutkick.gif

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I figured it out all on my own, I did. sarettah is 1 point richer.

But I like the little mousey and little linky talk. It blends right in with when I talk about thingys. That is always lots of fun in the hardware store. I go in looking like a deer caught in headlights and stand there until some unsuspecting man offers to help me. Then *he* gets the deer in the headlights look after I explain "I need one of those thingys that goes over a part 'bout this big...I dunno what it is called...and it has those thread like thingys on it"

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Pornodoggy has not been graced by his holine$$ to enter the kingdom of moddom.

Therefore, bribery will get you nowhere ...

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Why would The Enforcer want shark repellant?

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When my dad still worked behind the counter in the auto parts business, the one thing that always pissed him off was talking to a woman who was relaying questions and answers to a man. One Saturday (I'm guessing it was half-past beer thirty) he answered a series of questions about a water pump.

His last question to her was "Do you want that with water, or will you supply your own?" She dutifully asked her husband, and when he started laughing at her, she got all pissy with my dad, threatening to come in and chew him out in person.

About a half-hour later a woman squeezed through the door of the store. She stood about 6 foot and weighed about 350. She demaned to speak to my father; his boss managed to convince the woman that he'd gone home and was going to be fired for being unprofessional on the phone.

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Do an advanced search for "shark" by user "TheEnforcer" and scan the headers. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/jump011.gif

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That is fuckin' priceless. :lol:

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I am puttin' that on tomorrow's to do list. Because I am all kinds of curious now. Alas, my bed's lure is stronger than my curiousity's pull at the moment.

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When you find out, let the rest of us know. :)

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Anything I could say here could be construed as snarky ...

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And suddenly that stops you because?

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I'm trying to become a kinder, gentler PornoDoggy

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How's that working out for you?

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More like a loving puppy?

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:lmao1: :bustingup


Seriously though.. hmm.. Money is ALWAYS an acceptable bribe. The promise of a few lap dances while at a show (gotta go to one again eventually) might work.

Be creative :scratchin and I'm sure you'll come up with something..... ;)