Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?

[Dr. Elle]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

On the side of a busy interstate.

So one time me and the babe I was going out with at the time got horny. And we kinda liked a little "danger sex" or semi-exhibition sex, whatever. Pulled over onto the shoulder, got out, went to the other side of the car, started doing it standing up.

It's when the 18 wheelers whizz by and the car (a heavy one, not a compact) that you're leaning against shakes like an earthquake, and the wind nearly blows you away ... well, it just wasn't very "conducive" ...

Anyway not totally sure if that was dumb, as much as it didn't work as well as we'd thought.

Those things only work out well in films. Reality somehow manages to weasel it's way in when we attempt to act out fantasy.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Dr. Elle

Those things only work out well in films. Reality somehow manages to weasel it's way in when we attempt to act out fantasy.

In reality, sex is nosier and more gooey as well.

[Dr. Elle]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

In reality, sex is nosier and more gooey as well.

If you're doing it right.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

In reality, sex is nosier and more gooey as well.

I'm going to assume you meant "noisier" here, Dravyk.
(A little help getting the "gooey nose" out of my head would be appreciated.)

Sometimes I think one of the worst mistakes a person can make is attempting to live out a fantasy. It will never work as well as it does in one's head...and the price paid is the loss of the fantasy. I think that's too high a price to be paid.

I have my fantasies categorized in my head. "Things I'd like to do" and "things I just amuse myself thinking about."

I'm never going to ride off on the back of a Harley and have glorious sex with a young stud biker who smells like engines and leather. I've faced that. I dont' even really want to...I just want to think about it occasionally.

[Red]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm going to assume you meant "noisier" here, Dravyk.
(A little help getting the "gooey nose" out of my head would be appreciated.)

Sometimes I think one of the worst mistakes a person can make is attempting to live out a fantasy. It will never work as well as it does in one's head...and the price paid is the loss of the fantasy. I think that's too high a price to be paid.

I have my fantasies categorized in my head. "Things I'd like to do" and "things I just amuse myself thinking about."

I'm never going to ride off on the back of a Harley and have glorious sex with a young stud biker who smells like engines and leather. I've faced that. I dont' even really want to...I just want to think about it occasionally.

I know what you mean. Fantasy never takes into account, the "Ow, you're on my hair" or "shit, I've got a cramp in my leg, we have to change positions."

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm going to assume you meant "noisier" here, Dravyk.

LOL! It was 3am and I was drunk / hungover. What can I tell ya?