Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?
 

Mind tends to wander while I'm site building, as I can code in my sleep and often have.

Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Not the sexiest, not the most exotic...the place that makes you look back and say "I can't fucking believe I ever did that!"

With me, it was my mother-in-law's bathroom with her in the next room. (It was the pink shag rug that did it for my husband.) I've never been one of those people who got charged up at the thought of "getting caught." (I didn't get that gene.) Especially not by my mother-in-law...who wasn't even my mother-in-law yet.

It was also pretty stupid to think that the woman was just going to think it took the two of us that long to "get dressed" in the bathroom, but she didn't say anything...thank god.

I do imagine there's a line in her will that says "I *was* going to leave you my diamond watch...but you FUCKED IN MY BATHROOM!!" :)

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In the ladies bathroom at a local night club. It wasn't the place that was dumb - it was getting caught by the bouncers and having my arse hauled out of the club with my pants round my ankles...

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Actually, the place was pretty dumb. I thought that kind of activity always occured in the *men's* bathroom? (Reasoning being, a woman in the men's bathroom might get a sound talking to...but a man in the ladies' room faces arrest and a lifelong tag as a sex offender, this remarkably stupid planet being what it is.)

I'll cherish the mental image, crumpet. :wub:

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:bustingup :bustingup :bustingup

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Driving down interstate 94 on my way home from LaCrosse several times. :>))

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In defense of my crumpet...OK, TE, spill it!!! What's *your* story???? :D

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You've never seen the mens bathroom at my local night club... not the place to be having drunken relations. :blink:

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Oops. Forgot. One of the more popular kinds of "male bashing" around is that the ladies' room is nice and clean and the men's room should be condemned. Forgot about that.

I've seen one men's room in my entire life. Ah, I just remembered another dumb sex story. Sneaking into the men's dorm at the University of Louisville. That's where I saw the men's room...that being the only kind available.

Seeing my first urinal was actually more of a fun experience than the lousy sex I had that night.

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back seat of a cadi on the way back from Atlantic City. She was a stock broker and that fuck costed me over $50,000 in the next 5 years
;0

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On the side of a busy interstate. :)

So one time me and the babe I was going out with at the time got horny. And we kinda liked a little "danger sex" or semi-exhibition sex, whatever. Pulled over onto the shoulder, got out, went to the other side of the car, started doing it standing up.

It's when the 18 wheelers whizz by and the car (a heavy one, not a compact) that you're leaning against shakes like an earthquake, and the wind nearly blows you away ... well, it just wasn't very "conducive" ...

Anyway not totally sure if that was dumb, as much as it didn't work as well as we'd thought.

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hahaha, some funny stories!

For me it was the door well of a public school....young and stupid...night time, cold cement at my back...and a cop's flashlight shining right in my eyes... :p

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A church.

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So why was that dumb?

Funny one, Gigi! Bet you made that cop's night. ;)

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Wow.

Dravy...definitely dumb. You could have been killed.

gigi...definitely dumb. You could have been arrested.

Serge...definitely dumb...and expensive.

PornoDoggy...um...yikes!

:blink:

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Busted by minister's daughter with her best friend. Some time later, busted with minister's daughter by a girl in our youth group who told her mommy everything.

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On a train going to London in the toilets, not the most roomy of compartments, and luckily she was fairly pliable ;)

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Oh man! Bad Porno music just started playing in my head!

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You ask, I answer, and then you ignore me! :hmm:

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Omigosh! I am SO sorry! I missed your post! :(

You're right...that *was* dumb. (It also reminds me of *another* story, so I'm not going to be too hard on you. Geeze, looking back on it, my life wasn't nearly as boring as I'd thought!)

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There, there.http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/stroke.gif




... Wuss! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

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I'm just amazed Dravyk EVER has sex.....


;-))))

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Hah! You lost points for that post. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

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Fuck ,I did!!!

Fuck!!!

LOL

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back at ya... :)

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I saw!

Bastard! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/soapbox.gif

LOL!!!

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Kinda cool aint it.. :D

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Dravyk....

You wanna fuck with me!!!!

LOL

Say hello to my little friend...

Technick penalise ( Oeeer! Missus!!!) dravyk please :)

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So hard to get competent henchmen these days.....

(sigh)

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He's not so little!

Technick, get him for that! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

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Maybe if you wore a cape ...

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ahahahahaha, seems he'd put himself at 1000000 points, it only takes a second to add a - ;)

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Ha!!!

:)

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Are you saying I am fat Drav?

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Oh, my ... I forgot about the time in the Navy that Shore Patrol checked out my steamed-up car in a restricted area (picnic area was left, I went right).

The hottie I had picked up in the club turned out to be the wife of the Operations Officer of a squadron on deployment.

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Nope. I was complimenting your penis. :D

Gawd, can't win. :(

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Oh I so wouldn't stand for that....

prolly some other shit you can fuck with of Dravyks...if you looked around.

:)

SWEET! :)

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Great so you are calling him a big dick now....tsk tsk....

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Well thats not nice....at all

:)

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I guess I have to go with in bed. If I had avoided that first night with my ex wife, the cryptkeeper, I could have avoided a whole lot of misery in my life.

(And it was more expensive than Serge's)

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Thank you, OldJeff and PornoDoggy, for managing to hold onto the topic of this thread while in the midst of...that. Whatever that was. :)

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WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

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:blink:

Never have I heard of one man facing so many possible moments of execution...and surviving! Kudos...or something....

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Danny is Da Man! :beer:

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There was the blowjob in the back of the bus during a school trip. Years later, I ran into the guy and he reminded me of the incident. My response was "Oh, was that you?"

There was also the time in the woods when I was 17. I got poison ivy on my ass.

Then there was that fraternity party...

Ok, I'll stop now.

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At the lake...I was 21 and she was 19. She was recently crowned queen of the city where we both lived. She was awesome, everyone in the town we lived in wanted a to bang her.

Two cops caught us fucking up a storm. :p It was worth getting caught. The cops told us to leave the lake park area.

It was dumb, because I had an apartment. We could have gone there.

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No, Danny used to be really stupid and only thought with his dick! :unsure:

But, Yes, those were the good ol' days! :yowsa:



Carol just reminded me of this one ... There was this time, when Carol and I were still just going out, and we were at a house where Carol was babysitting. The kids were in bed, the parents weren't supposed to be home for hours (and I wasn't even supposed to be there), so we got fully naked in the living room, and started fooling around. The parents walked in as we were fucking on their couch! The real problem was, we started making out and got undressed in the kitchen, and that's where our clothes were.We had to do the walk of shame to get our clothes. Needless to say, carol never babysat for them again :)


We also once got caught by the cops at a drive-in movie (as many people have). The only difference here was we had a threesome going on with a friend of ours! He was doing Carol doggy-style while she gave me head. Even the cops said that was a first for them!

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When they caught you, did the scream in pure Geoff off Byker Grove fashion:

"Wey-aye, what's gannin on 'ere like ? Ya dorty rascal !"

:yowsa:

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yeah, that was dumb....she could have gotten caught on something sharp on your car and popped and flew away...

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At work, reason it was dumb, carpet burns from the industrial nylon carpet.
My knees were bleeding.