Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?

DannyCox · 09-29-2005

WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

MorganGrayson · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

Never have I heard of one man facing so many possible moments of execution...and surviving! Kudos...or something....

Dravyk · 09-29-2005

Danny is Da Man!

Red · 09-29-2005

There was the blowjob in the back of the bus during a school trip. Years later, I ran into the guy and he reminded me of the incident. My response was "Oh, was that you?"

There was also the time in the woods when I was 17. I got poison ivy on my ass.

Then there was that fraternity party...

Ok, I'll stop now.

Dr. Elle · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

There was the blowjob in the back of the bus during a school trip. Years later, I ran into the guy and he reminded me of the incident. My response was "Oh, was that you?"

There was also the time in the woods when I was 17. I got poison ivy on my ass.

Then there was that fraternity party...

Ok, I'll stop now.

Now I see why you are the resident trollop. You're obviously a tramp from way back. My kind of girl.

DannyCox · 09-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Danny is Da Man!

No, Danny used to be really stupid and only thought with his dick!

But, Yes, those were the good ol' days!

Carol just reminded me of this one ... There was this time, when Carol and I were still just going out, and we were at a house where Carol was babysitting. The kids were in bed, the parents weren't supposed to be home for hours (and I wasn't even supposed to be there), so we got fully naked in the living room, and started fooling around. The parents walked in as we were fucking on their couch! The real problem was, we started making out and got undressed in the kitchen, and that's where our clothes were.We had to do the walk of shame to get our clothes. Needless to say, carol never babysat for them again

We also once got caught by the cops at a drive-in movie (as many people have). The only difference here was we had a threesome going on with a friend of ours! He was doing Carol doggy-style while she gave me head. Even the cops said that was a first for them!

OldJeff · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

Grump · 09-30-2005

Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Grump

Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

So did you get busted?

Grump · 09-30-2005

Yep,and escorted off the island.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-30-2005

egads. But at least you have a great story.

Grump · 09-30-2005

Just another historic place to add to the list that we are not allowed back to

It was the dumbest in terms of I should have known we'd get caught, not the most risky or fun though. For most risky my vote has to go to the "Heart" at the Franklin Institute in Philly.

Surprisingly we are allowed in there still. LOL!

DannyCox · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

Dravyk · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason.

Nickatilynx · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason.

But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

Dravyk · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

LMAO! No problem!!

Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference?

Ducking and running!

Nickatilynx · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

LMAO! No problem!!

Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference?

Ducking and running!

Its not bad.

But it would never stop a total wanker like you from being one

OldJeff · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

LMAO

You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

DannyCox · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

Damn! That was back in 1999, I believe. I can't even remember where we went, whether it was Ben's or Shwartz's! Stan and Billy were with us, as I think it was Stan who was bugging me to try that smoked meat stuff.

09-29-2005	#1
DannyCox I like cheese Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal, QC, CA Posts: 1,185	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex! There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!! There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too! Ah, the memories..... __________________ iAmateurs Network Amateur Niche Affiliate Programs

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Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Danny is Da Man! __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

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Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? There was the blowjob in the back of the bus during a school trip. Years later, I ran into the guy and he reminded me of the incident. My response was "Oh, was that you?" There was also the time in the woods when I was 17. I got poison ivy on my ass. Then there was that fraternity party... Ok, I'll stop now. __________________

09-30-2005	#8
Grump Buys wine at Publix! Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 170	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

09-30-2005	#10
Grump Buys wine at Publix! Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 170	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Yep,and escorted off the island.

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ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? egads. But at least you have a great story.

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