Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

In the ladies bathroom at a local night club. It wasn't the place that was dumb - it was getting caught by the bouncers and having my arse hauled out of the club with my pants round my ankles...

Actually, the place was pretty dumb. I thought that kind of activity always occured in the *men's* bathroom? (Reasoning being, a woman in the men's bathroom might get a sound talking to...but a man in the ladies' room faces arrest and a lifelong tag as a sex offender, this remarkably stupid planet being what it is.)

I'll cherish the mental image, crumpet.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Actually, the place was pretty dumb. I thought that kind of activity always occured in the *men's* bathroom? (Reasoning being, a woman in the men's bathroom might get a sound talking to...but a man in the ladies' room faces arrest and a lifelong tag as a sex offender, this remarkably stupid planet being what it is.)

I'll cherish the mental image, crumpet.

You've never seen the mens bathroom at my local night club... not the place to be having drunken relations.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

You've never seen the mens bathroom at my local night club... not the place to be having drunken relations.

Oops. Forgot. One of the more popular kinds of "male bashing" around is that the ladies' room is nice and clean and the men's room should be condemned. Forgot about that.

I've seen one men's room in my entire life. Ah, I just remembered another dumb sex story. Sneaking into the men's dorm at the University of Louisville. That's where I saw the men's room...that being the only kind available.

Seeing my first urinal was actually more of a fun experience than the lousy sex I had that night.