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Old 09-24-2005   #1
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Default saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
everyone else is getting ready to hit the clubs or head out on a date. i'm questioning serge about a serving dish and bdjuf about his sexual orientation.
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May I ask you a personal question?
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i don't often shy away from sharing my personal life.
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do you have a long shlong?
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never mind, I had a dig in mind, but you helped me with Goog ad answer, so I won't bust your balls.
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do you have a long shlong?
yes its pretty good, over 7 inches which i'm quite sure is bigger than average. i'm 6 foot 3 and have proportioned body parts. however, i dont think i have very good blood circulation....when not erect it is usually very small. my ex-girlfriend has had alot of funny reactions to me being naked after seeing this phenomenon, comparing me to a little boy sometimes, and other times saying omg it's so big.

anything else? i'm pretty bored, waiting for a programmer to do something before I can get back to work on something. this is the slowest night ever, when i'm drinking the months just seem to fly by!
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ok, now when you asked AFTER reading disclaimer:

My standard response to all who claim theu have long shlong and they are bored is:

you can fuck yourself in the ass and this would take care of your boredom
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ok, now when you asked AFTER reading disclaimer:

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you can fuck yourself in the ass and this would take care of your boredom
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