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pushpills 09-24-2005 10:24 PM

saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
everyone else is getting ready to hit the clubs or head out on a date. i'm questioning serge about a serving dish and bdjuf about his sexual orientation.
:(

Winetalk.com 09-24-2005 10:40 PM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
May I ask you a personal question?

pushpills 09-24-2005 10:42 PM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
May I ask you a personal question?

i don't often shy away from sharing my personal life.

Winetalk.com 09-24-2005 10:47 PM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
do you have a long shlong?

Winetalk.com 09-24-2005 10:52 PM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
never mind, I had a dig in mind, but you helped me with Goog ad answer, so I won't bust your balls.

pushpills 09-24-2005 10:59 PM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
do you have a long shlong?

yes its pretty good, over 7 inches which i'm quite sure is bigger than average. i'm 6 foot 3 and have proportioned body parts. however, i dont think i have very good blood circulation....when not erect it is usually very small. my ex-girlfriend has had alot of funny reactions to me being naked after seeing this phenomenon, comparing me to a little boy sometimes, and other times saying omg it's so big.

anything else? i'm pretty bored, waiting for a programmer to do something before I can get back to work on something. this is the slowest night ever, when i'm drinking the months just seem to fly by!

Winetalk.com 09-24-2005 11:01 PM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
ok, now when you asked AFTER reading disclaimer:

My standard response to all who claim theu have long shlong and they are bored is:

you can fuck yourself in the ass and this would take care of your boredom
:)

pushpills 09-24-2005 11:03 PM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com
ok, now when you asked AFTER reading disclaimer:

My standard response to all who claim theu have long shlong and they are bored is:

you can fuck yourself in the ass and this would take care of your boredom
:)

brb

Dravyk 09-25-2005 03:11 AM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
This thread needs NO pics!!!

Newton 09-25-2005 03:17 AM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
This thread needs NO pics!!!

It could be the birth of a new niche or self perpetuating urine enemas?

Dravyk 09-25-2005 03:27 AM

Re: saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton
It could be the birth of a new niche or self perpetuating urine enemas?

Go back to bed! :p


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