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[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You're an odd duck, crumpet.

Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

Upon reflection...you're right, it does.
I can picture the proper British butler holding the silver tray saying "your duck crumpets, Madam."
However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."

Whoo. That was close.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

You'll have to ask the mod in charge of knowing what the hell the threads are all about. Er...when and if we ever get one, that is.