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[Newton]

Question .. IF you forget to shave for a day then presumably the young lady attending to your needs can get a stubble burn on her chin?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Newton

Question .. IF you forget to shave for a day then presumably the young lady attending to your needs can get a stubble burn on her chin?

Yes.

I base this on a very shocked husband's facial expression who'd done nothing more than affectionately rub his face against mine without having shaved that morning. I looked like someone had taken a Brillo pad to half my face. Felt that way, too.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Yes.

I base this on a very shocked husband's facial expression who'd done nothing more than affectionately rub his face against mine without having shaved that morning. I looked like someone had taken a Brillo pad to half my face. Felt that way, too.

Mmmmm kinky

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

Mmmmm kinky

You're an odd duck, crumpet.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You're an odd duck, crumpet.

Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

Upon reflection...you're right, it does.
I can picture the proper British butler holding the silver tray saying "your duck crumpets, Madam."
However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."

Whoo. That was close.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You're an odd duck, crumpet.

I hate shaving, I've pretty much always got a five o'clock shadow as a minimum, it's good for getting rid of the dry skin between a womans legs

[Newton]

Originally Posted by Trev

I hate shaving, I've pretty much always got a five o'clock shadow as a minimum, it's good for getting rid of the dry skin between a womans legs

ahahahaha thats attractive!! lol

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Newton

ahahahaha thats attractive!! lol

It's the way it is and the way it's going to be.

[Dravyk]

About 10 years ago, I got pussy rug burn on my face from someone who was deciding to let it grow back in. No fun. No fun at all. Smarted for days later. Looked like I had a red beard or something. No, not fun.

[gigi]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

About 10 years ago, I got pussy rug burn on my face from someone who was deciding to let it grow back in. No fun. No fun at all. Smarted for days later. Looked like I had a red beard or something. No, not fun.

aaaahahahahaha! that's too funny!!

I've only ever been on the other end, and, just for the record, it isn't fun for us either.

[edited to add] well......'that' is fun...of course...I meant the growing back in part isn't fun.