His some rules for all you writers to follow...

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

The repetition of initial *consonants* is "alliteration."

The repetition of initial *vowels* is "assonance."

"A" is a vowel. Therefore....


You're *so* lucky that was funny!


(You drive me crazy!!!!!)

You are so anal It must be annoying when your sofa cushions shoot up your ass...

;-)))

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

You are so anal It must be annoying when your sofa cushions shoot up your ass...

;-)))

I used to fart in Dennis Hayes boardroom in those big fat executive chairs. They can soak up so much gas.... that the next person gets the stench like it was fresh. Too bad back then there wasnt mutton or Sun Chips on the menu.

Dennis would have been proud.