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Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jul 15 2005, 08:37 AM
Once upon a time there was a great king. His name was Nickatilynx and his name was known throughout the world. He was an evil and towering man, determined to spread the word of hedonism through the magical internet.
One day King Nick and his royal family went on a quest. A tour of the land and everywhere he went he was revered and worshipped.
On the day of return to his great castle, Nick opened his mouth and decried to the people "Enough of the porn, my coffers are ever shrinking and there is gold to be made elsewhere!"
And the people, Cowed by the power in his voice fell silent to listen.
"But your majesty" One timid opranaut stepped forward, " what of the TGP owners and mailers of the world? what will become of them?"
King nick grew so angry that he called upon the god of mainstream media and had the timid opranaut stricken down by a power surge.
"You will all bow down to me" Proclaimed King Nick " For I have travelled long and far and realised that Gold can be had through expansion and diversification of assets"
Suddenly, From the arch behind King Nick on the balcony of his castle emerged the buxom and beautiful Morgan Grayson..."
Yeah I'm bored... so sue me
Glad you had a good time
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You and I need to have a *serious* talk, Bhelliom!
You get many, many sovereigns in your coffers for the "buxom and beautiful" part, which you will most likely pay right out again in analysis for penning the missive in the first place.
(I do want to read the ending to this, however.)
Nickatilynx? If the word "wench" comes out of your mouth...there will be absolute hell to pay. :grrr:
07-15-2005
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