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Old 03-22-2005   #1
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as I am very good at cable laying! but suck at crop spraying!

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i need to improve my english - i have no clue what you are talking about <_<
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i want a cabin also...an underground one
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their oats are pretty good, cabin should be no prob ;-))))))
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i need to improve my english - i have no clue what you are talking about <_<
Newton has this great book for translation, I was trying out my skills...
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Newton still makes a pretty decent cookie.. ;-)))))
My pops loves 'em.
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Are we talking in code or something here
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Yes, code keys being Isaac and Fig ;-))))))
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Are we talking in code or something here
I figured at least a british guy would understand LOL

here is a translation guide on how to speak british.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm
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knickers to ya!!!!


go look it up.. lol ;-)))))
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Electra taught me that one along with "lolly"
Don't know a whole lot more than that... lolll ;-)
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That link is generic english slang... Every area has it's own individual slang... mines Geordie and Nicks is Cock-ney.

I'm a tough Northern bastard and he's a soft Southern bastard... We're both still bastards because we're British
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In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

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And the northerners have expressions that the southerners do not understand.. like:

"bumbershoot"

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In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

;-)
A sample of Geordie:
Divn't come in wor hoose with ya clarty byeuts on.

Translates into:

Don't enter my house with dirty shoes on.

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A sample of deep south:

"Make the squirrel ribs stand up on that thang!"

Translates to:

Big hard on
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A sample of deep south:

"Make the squirrel ribs stand up on that thang!"

Translates to:

Big hard on
Hahahahah
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A sample of deep south:

"Make the squirrel ribs stand up on that thang!"

Translates to:

Big hard on
hahaha my squirl ribs have a northern curve LOL
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crikey!

i think you've got it!!!!!!

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My speaks:

http://www.geordiepride.demon.co.uk/dictionary.htm
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Many people think my thoughts are abacka beyont...
But i'm really okay. ;-)
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Wow, I just did 2 lines of poetry and didn't realize it till I was done.. lolll ;-)))))))))
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In Hartford, Heresford, and Hampshire? Hurricanes hardly happen... Joe spoken like a true Brit chap..

I am 1/4 Geordie, only the soft northern shandy drinking bit though lol Whey aye man ...

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Hey!!!!!!!!!!
You're right....

lolllllll ;-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

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I'm up here in Illinois, 40 miles east of the border with Iowa and Missouri, 150 miles south of Wisconsin - and they say "I'm fixin to" and "yawl".
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Leave it out Joe , your off your tree , its all the biggest pony I've ever heard , you must be brahms mates.

Fuck you all , I'm off for a quick Jodrell

Gonna half inch a few SE's listings and on the blower to some mates then
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Another problem with my neck of the woods is it's hard to hit the highway in springtime without running into a gawking Mormon tourist with Utah plates.

I'm about 25 miles from where the prophett Joesph Smith got kilt, and 40 miles from Navoo, which was the settlement they established after getting run out of Missouri and just before they migrated out to Utah.
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You have a lot of history knowledge in you.. that's cool.
I didn't know any of that stuff.

Thanks for sharing with me, now I know a little more than I did which wasn't much. ;-)))
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Another problem with my neck of the woods is it's hard to hit the highway in springtime without running into a gawking Mormon tourist with Utah plates.

I'm about 25 miles from where the prophett Joesph Smith got kilt, and 40 miles from Navoo, which was the settlement they established after getting run out of Missouri and just before they migrated out to Utah.
hey, at least you don't have the temple of doom in your dackyard like we do....
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That be the headquarters of the big old cult in Independence, Missouri.......

I never get it right whether it's Mormon or Latter Day Saints od Church of Christ of Latter Day Saints or what.....

But they build big old gaudy temples of doom wherever they go.
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I've seen that one ... looks like some kinda alien probe to me.
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