as I am very good at cable laying! but suck at crop spraying!

Time to bury a quaker B)

i need to improve my english - i have no clue what you are talking about <_<

i want a cabin also...an underground one

their oats are pretty good, cabin should be no prob ;-))))))

Newton has this great book for translation, I was trying out my skills...

Newton still makes a pretty decent cookie.. ;-)))))
My pops loves 'em.

Are we talking in code or something here :huh:

Yes, code keys being Isaac and Fig ;-))))))

I figured at least a british guy would understand LOL

here is a translation guide on how to speak british.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm

I figured at least a british guy would understand LOL

here is a translation guide on how to speak british.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm [/b][/quote]
I'm with you now :headwall:

A log cabin :)

I'm with you now :headwall:

A log cabin :)[/b][/quote]
Thanks to Newton, that link will become my new bible, I am gonna practice writing my sentences here on Oprano LOL

knickers to ya!!!!


go look it up.. lol ;-)))))

Electra taught me that one along with "lolly"
Don't know a whole lot more than that... lolll ;-)

That link is generic english slang... Every area has it's own individual slang... mines Geordie and Nicks is Cock-ney.

I'm a tough Northern bastard and he's a soft Southern bastard... We're both still bastards because we're British :lol:

In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

;-)

And the northerners have expressions that the southerners do not understand.. like:

"bumbershoot"

;-)

A sample of Geordie:
Divn't come in wor hoose with ya clarty byeuts on.

Translates into:

Don't enter my house with dirty shoes on.

:)

A sample of deep south:

"Make the squirrel ribs stand up on that thang!"

Translates to:

Big hard on

Hahahahah :okthumb:

hahaha my squirl ribs have a northern curve LOL

crikey!

i think you've got it!!!!!!

;-))))))

My speaks:

http://www.geordiepride.demon.co.uk/dictionary.htm

Many people think my thoughts are abacka beyont...
But i'm really okay. ;-)

Wow, I just did 2 lines of poetry and didn't realize it till I was done.. lolll ;-)))))))))

In Hartford, Heresford, and Hampshire? Hurricanes hardly happen... Joe spoken like a true Brit chap..

I am 1/4 Geordie, only the soft northern shandy drinking bit though lol Whey aye man ...

:nyanya:

well THATS a matter of opinion... :rolleyes:

Hey!!!!!!!!!!
You're right....

lolllllll ;-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm up here in Illinois, 40 miles east of the border with Iowa and Missouri, 150 miles south of Wisconsin - and they say "I'm fixin to" and "yawl".

Leave it out Joe , your off your tree , its all the biggest pony I've ever heard , you must be brahms mates.

Fuck you all , I'm off for a quick Jodrell

Gonna half inch a few SE's listings and on the blower to some mates then

I'm up here in Illinois, 40 miles east of the border with Iowa and Missouri, 150 miles south of Wisconsin - and they say "I'm fixin to" and "yawl". [/b][/quote]
Thank goodness for the motor car!!!!


;-))))))))))

Thank goodness for the motor car!!!!


;-)))))))))) [/b][/quote]
Naw ... the motor car had nuthin to do with it. Half the area came Kentuck & Tensee 'bout 70 year fore the horseless carriage got common.

Lot of English and Scottish folk round here too ... they usta really dig coal.

Another problem with my neck of the woods is it's hard to hit the highway in springtime without running into a gawking Mormon tourist with Utah plates.

I'm about 25 miles from where the prophett Joesph Smith got kilt, and 40 miles from Navoo, which was the settlement they established after getting run out of Missouri and just before they migrated out to Utah.

You have a lot of history knowledge in you.. that's cool.
I didn't know any of that stuff.

Thanks for sharing with me, now I know a little more than I did which wasn't much. ;-)))

hey, at least you don't have the temple of doom in your dackyard like we do....
http://www.cockinpuss.com/templeofdoom.jpg

hey, at least you don't have the temple of doom in your dackyard like we do....
http://www.cockinpuss.com/templeofdoom.jpg [/b][/quote]
wtf is that, a church? reminds me of the tin hat, that the tin man wore, in the wizard of oz

That be the headquarters of the big old cult in Independence, Missouri.......

I never get it right whether it's Mormon or Latter Day Saints od Church of Christ of Latter Day Saints or what.....

But they build big old gaudy temples of doom wherever they go. :blink:

I've seen that one ... looks like some kinda alien probe to me.