The debat thread

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At first, Bush was doing mediocre and Kerry was doing shitty. Bush made him look silly. But then Bush started losing his train of thought and started that mumble mouthed shit that shows the inability to think his way out of a wet paper bag, and Kerry started getting better. At this point I'd score it like this:

1-100 scale.

Speaking Ability

Bush: 7
Kerry: 40

Policy

Bush: 55
Kerry: 13

Making me want to expatriate

Bush: 95
Kerry: 90

Total Debate Score

Bush: 6
Kerry: 11

Conclusion: The thought that one of these men already leads the free world and one of them is guaranteed to lead it for the next 4 years makes me wonder if we couldn't do better randomly picking one US Citizen's name out of a hat instead of having an election.

And Alex, try some unbiased analysis for a change. Everyone knows you'd suck Kerry's cock if he smiled at you. Try being objective.

Anyone who votes for either of these men is part of the problem.